The Bloated One
Well-Known Member
Dear All,
In my last post, I showed Tarquin deciding to go it alone to find his parents. After much soul searching he returns to save his friends - well, he is a hero after all?
I have tried to mix a very emotive short passage with burlesque - think Con Air and you'll get my drift.
But, does it work?
The Leche & Earth
Gehenna stood by a box in the corner of the room, her pallid face lit by a shaft of moonlight. Snared within her boney, walnut shaped knuckles was Rhia’s wopplefop, struggling against her suffocating hold. In her other hand, she held a gun to the wopplefop’s head. Rhia sat on the floor, sobbing uncontrollably. Archie’s body lay on the floor beside her.
"Put the bunny back in the box," came a voice from the shadows.
Gehenna spun around to see Tarquin walk into the moonlight his Bosun levelled at her head. Behind him, with their Bosuns readied, strode Meaty and Oz.
"Tarquin!" screamed Rhia, as Gehenna whined, and viscously tightened her grip on the animal’s throat. Starved of air, the wopplefop jerked pitifully.
Unflinching, with his Bosun trained on her forehead, Tarquin moved closer.
"I said…put the bunny back in the box."
Gehenna cackled, flashed her yellow eye-teeth and jabbed the struggling animal with the muzzle of her phazer.
"Why, so you can shoot me?"
Whooosh, thump!
"Yep."
Gehenna’s eyes rolled back and she collapsed unconscious to the floor. The wopplefop bounded into Rhia’s open arms, wrapped its long tail tight around a forearm and hung upside down, looking at her with its wet, bush baby eyes.
"Why wouldn’t she put the bunny back in the box?" said Tarquin, shaking his head and pointing his Bosun at Gehenna lying unconscious on the floor.
Rhia sobbed, "Tarquin, You came back! You bloody well came back!"
Weighed down by the wopplefop on one arm, she struggled to her feet and hugged him, her tears running down his cheek. He shifted bashfully from one foot to the other.
"How could I let my friends down? Looking for my parents can wait."
A groan came from the floor and Archie began moving. "What the hell happened?" he asked, grimacing and rubbing the back of his head.
"Gehenna hit you as we came in and kidnapped my flopsy wopsy." Rhia gave her pet a reassuring pat. Archie staggered to his feet, and looked straight into Tarquin’s face.
"Holy sh—"
"I am back," said Tarquin with a grin, dropping his pack on the floor, "It’s time we sorted those meddlesome Griddlebacks and Leche."
Archie’s face lit up and he grabbed Tarquin’s shoulders. "Aye lad, it bloody well is!"
TBO