funny little game that i like...

[cocob3an-xx]

right...

in this game, you have to finish the lyric of a song or a caption... but you have to make it funny...

e.g
old macdonald had a farm...
and he hated it 'cause it stank and retired early...

that kind of thing, but funnier (i'm not very funny x)


so...


im singing in the rain...

 

[Ursa major]

...'cos my family won't let me sing in the shower anymore.


Hello darkness, my old friend...

 

[BookStop]

...when I flip this switch you'll surely end.

...Every little thing she does is magic...

 

[Constantine Opal]

Especially the bit where she pretends to fancy Paul Daniels...


There she was, just a walkin' down the street.

 

[The Ace]

pity her skirt was tucked into her knickers.

Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam.....

 

[Pyan]

And the carpets need cleaning each da-ay....


If you go down to the woods today......

 

[yngvi]

Watch out for the Ewoks (they're in a bad mood).

Cracklin' Rosie get on board...

 

[Lioness]

And come and play poker with us.

...How can you see into my eyes...

 

[The Ace]

When you've stuck a bag over my head.

Now the sun's shootin' high in the sky.....

 

[Lioness]

And it's about to fall back down

You and me...we used to be...

 

[yngvi]

...made from egg cartons.

Some enchanted evening...

 

[Ursa major]

...you may eat a stranger.


Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...

 

[The Ace]

Then you turned up.

I watched the planes come in.......

 

[Lioness]

I watched them hit the ground

Goodbye Norma Jean...

 

[The Ace]

You owe three months' rent, you're out.

When I was younger, so much younger than today......

 

[cocob3an-xx]

... i used to drink, do drugs and run away.

...how can i live without you?...

 

[Lioness]

My lovely little life support machine...

...I climb the ladder of those black and white...

 

[yngvi]

...Giant Pandas, they aren't too pleased.

Each day through my window I watch her as she passes by...

 

[The Ace]

The police are at my door as we speak.

If you don't know me by now......

 

[yngvi]

....Then there's no more birthday cards for you, mum.

Well she's walking, through the clouds.... [Little Wing]