I'm Billy No Mates

[SpaceShip]

What's happened? I've lost all my friends! Has everybody decided to send me to Coventry? Boo hoo! I need my Chronic friends. Where are you?

*voice bounces off empty walls and disappears into the distance as I realise I am completely alone, unloved.

Come back friends - come back - come back! *disappears into a swirl of mist*

 

[Pyan]

Well, I've had a request to you out since the crash was over, but you've ignored it!

Go to User CP, and click Contacts and Friends (on the left). What do you see?

 

[SpaceShip]

Py - me old mate! There was nought there! I wouldn't ignore you for the world. Well, I've received a few requests since - your's now there - and have gathered them all up (with relief I can tell you). Thought there was a "hate SpaceShip" virus going round and everyone had clicked that awful button in the bottom right hand corner and that was it - dead in the water - or should I say above the clouds - where my head usually is anyway but that's a different story.

Thanks chaps and chapesses. xx

 

[Pyan]

Why on earth would there be a "hate SpaceShip" virus?.......

Just part of the Great Crash of '08, I imagine - anyway, glad that normal service has been resumed!