After much hesitating, I bought a retro games console. It's a bit wonky, but there's a lot of good stuff on there. I played Tenchu Stealth Assassins, which might as well be called Tenchu Self Assassins, as I mainly rolled around on the ground as samurais murdered me. I also had a go on Wipeout for the first time in 25 years. It's awesome.
Basically, it's formula 1 without the boring stuff (cars, drivers, racing etc) and with hovering vehicles instead. (Owing to the poor graphics, they look quite like throat sweets.) You go extremely fast around the track, picking up equipment to knacker your rivals. It's insanely gaudy and very fast, and feels like being in a rave video from the early 90s. Which is handy, because the soundtrack is made by top 1990s electronic bands (Orbital, The Prodigy, Chemical Brothers and so on) and is excellent. Great stuff.