Am I the only person who hated the new Star Trek movie? If so, I feel like a sane man who has been locked in an asylum.
This movie is unadulterated crap. This movie's crapitude should be obvious to everyone, but apparantly it isn't. People are loving the very things that make this movie crap. I'm astounded and baffled.
I knew I would hate it when I learned that J.J. Abrams would be making it. I saw what Abrams did to Mission Impossible III and so I knew he'd do the same thing to Star Trek, which is turn it into crap.
I would assume you posted your 'objective' view of the film expecting a reply of sorts, so I will try to oblige.
First question would be, if you
knew you would hate it, why on earth did you spend your money going to see it?
How do I begin.
First of all, Spock is not Spock. He is tested twice to keep his emotions in check, and twice fails. He beats the crap out of this kid at school and then he strangles Kirk. In the world of Vulcans, that makes Spock a loser. I can't count how many times McCoy tried to provoke a response out of Spock and Spock never fell for it. Spock kept his cool and that's how he beat McCoy at his own game.
Vulcans have emotions; they just choose to subdue those emotions with logic. Is it that difficult to believe a Vulcan boy who is half human would react to bullying (especially as it was something like the 300th+ time the other boys had bullied him)? He was still learning to deal with his emotions.
Furthermore, the destruction of a fictional planet has obviously peeved you a little, so is it that hard to understand that a half human Spock would be moved to throttle a cocky Kirk, having just lost his mother and home planet?
And then, to make it worse, Spock does a kissing scene with Uhura in the transport room. OMG, this is so incredibly bad. Vulcans don't kiss, they do finger action which is actually more fun to watch. Who can forget Spock's brief encounter with the female Romulan commander? Far more erotic than any of Kirk's kissing scenes.
I'll not comment on the finger action mentioned LOL, but I agree that the kissing scenes did not sit right with me either. Uhura and Spock? Not for me thank you.
And they destroy Vulcan!!! How can I begin to say how stupid this is. Vulcan is the second most important planet in the Star Trek universe. There will be a big gaping hole where Vulcan should be in all future Star Trek movies, unless they bring it back through some time travel trick, which they'll probably do, making things even stupider.
It is tragic about Vulcan, but seriously, is it really going to effect Star Trek? There are still Vulcans, Vulcan ships, Vulcan colonys. I think we've visited Vulcan around 6-10 times in the entire series' and films! I really don't think it will effect any future stories unless the writers wish it to.
The thing about Star Trek is that people are supposed to think their way out of problems. Kirk pulls a con or seduces a girl. Spock figures out a science problem. McCoy comes up with the antidote. The point is it's about winning through brainpower.
In this movie, problems are solved by sword fights, gun battles, and jumping out of airplanes. Catching falling people in the transporter requires Chekov's video game skills. This crew doesn't need brains because brains aren't required anymore. In this movie, Kirk is nothing more than a stupid jock, he lacks any of the cleverness of the TV series original.
The point is, this is the gang together for the first time; it is not the one we have known and watch evolve since the 60's! The sword fight was actually an outcome to part of a 'thought-out' plan of Capt Pikes. It was also suppose to refer back to a STOS episode where Sulu had a sword (Naked Time(?)).
Sorry but I can't even try to put down the amount of times where Kirk had a fist fight in the series'/films (the last 5 mins of his life was fighting with Soren!); how many simulated space battles there were (until technology allowed us to actually view more than just the phasers firing
); or how many times the transport was activated in the nick of time!
I hope that once people have come to their senses, they will realize that when you strip away the bam-pow special effects, this is one of the crappiest movies of all time.
I didn't actually think the SFX
were that amazing (they were good though). I actually prefer the film for the reasons stated in my earlier post.