A menu from aSoIaF

[Raul]

MENU
„The Lion, The Wench and The Tin Man“
(charred horse meat, fried onions in bacon grease, hardbread and oatcakes)
„Robb’s Royal Scepter“
(smoked lamb leg )
„King Stannis’s Favourite“
(salted water)
„Old Bear’s Brew“
(beer with lemonjuice) Note! For seniors! That will keep your teeth in your beef!
„Tyrion’s Last Breakfast“
(blood sausage, bacon, applecakes, double helping of fried eggs cooked up with onions and fiery peppers) WARNING! Don’t eat it before some stressful situation – it may come boiling back!
„Black Brother’s Banquet“
(rack of lamb baked in a crust of garlic and herbs, mashed turnips, salad of spinach and chickpeas and turnip greens, bowl of iced blueberries and sweet cream)
„Dany’s Dinner“
(raw wild stallion’s heart) ATTENTION! Only for a pregnant ladies and only for a pregnant ladies wanting herself a son „who mounts the world“ WARNING! Don’t eat nothing 24h before dinner!
„Old Bear’s Breakfast“
(boiled eggs, fried bread, ham steak, bowl of wrinkled plums) Note! Leave something to raven…
„Queen Cersei’s Triumph “
(cooked wild boar ribs with mushrooms and apples)
„Bran’s Buns“
(oatcakes caked with pinenuts and blackberries)
„Mormont’s Hot Red“
(robust red wine,nutmeg, cinnamon, honey, raisins, nuts, dried berries) Note! NO LEMON!!!
„Weasel Soup“
(onion broth) Warning! Hot and deadly!
„Leech Lord’s Liqueur“
(wine, galingale, honey, cinnamon) Warning! Waiter can’t spill a drop or his little finger will be skinned!
„Riverrun’s Supper“
(trout wrapped in bacon, salad of turnip greens and red fennel and sweetgrass, pease,onions,hot bread)
„Happy Marriage“
(overcooked pease and overcooked mutton)
„Three-Finger Hobb’s Special“
(mutton cooked in a thick broth of ale and onions) Note! That wakes even a deaf!
„Princess In Prison“
(kid roasted with lemon and honey with melange of raisins,onions,mushrooms and fiery peppers)
„Rat Cook Royal Pie“
(pie with lots of peppers and salt, carrots, onions, mushrooms,rasher of bacon, red wine, a prince) Note! For the Royal Family Members only! Attention! ALL ingredients must bring along!

 

[Raul]

„Breakfast and entertainment“, said fox, while he was chewing hornpipe.

I am deeply convinced that sooner or later will somebody somewhere come to the genious idea to open an aSoIaF themed restaurant. And I hope humbly that menu list what I made, will help that somebody somehow. Maybe even Grand Old Man himself, after finishing his gigantic work on an aSoIaF (and thus giving us more wonderful food descriptions) and resting on laurels, will find some time to write a cookbook with recipies.
I personally drink my beer now only with lemon and keep repeating to my buddies( who are worried why I am destroying beer taste with lemonjuice), that I don’t have to go to dentist never again. (hmph, I should have writed about that in that obsession thread… oh, well)
I also tried „Queen Cersei’s Triumph “ (those boar ribs were really good), but my absolute favourite was „Three-Finger Hobb’s Special“. When I finished cooking, the air was full of delicious aroma, I dressed warmly and went with food to the balcony (I live on 7th floor). It was cold and dark winter night (although not so full of terrors), I looked down to the grove, buried into snow, in front of me, and you know, while I was eating, I almost felt Jon, Satin and Deaf Dick around me...

 

[Ursa major]

I personally drink my beer now only with lemon and keep repeating to my buddies...

Your beer must be too gassy.

And if GRRM should eat any of those dishes - I why sholdn't he? - I hope (as you've suggested) it is after he's written all of the words of ASoIaF he needs to.

 

[TK-421]

See:
http://www.sffchronicles.co.uk/forum/9284-the-food-the-drink.html?highlight=food

I like yours Raul.

 

[TPA]

Simon Silvertongues Stew.

Thick brew of various veggies at hand, with pieces of fish, and various other mystery meats.

 

[Raul]

That was good one, TPA!

 

[The Imp]

Hare of the Dog

one roasted rabbit simmered with whatever alchohol is available, seasonal vegetables, served in a trencher

Whispers in the Walls

50 little birds, poached, seasoned to taste, in a sauce of honeyed arbor gold

Blood of the Dragon

Stag tartare on a bed of Fiery Dornish Peppers, blood orange and blood melon for dessert

Smuggler's Surprise

A 3 pound lobster, half of one claw removed, stuffed with pearl onions, surrouded by turnips and carrots

Thappireth

Blueberrieth thwimming in thugaried thour cream. Must be eaten with your left hand

 

[Boaz]

Mmmmm, That thounth delithuth!