Star Trek Fun

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[farntfar]

 

[Starbeast]

 

[Harpo]

 

[Vince W]

 

[Harpo]

 

[Harpo]

 

[BAYLOR]

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He's clearly looking for a job in advertisement.

 

[BAYLOR]

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The future came a bit sooner then we thought.

 

[BAYLOR]

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And there is John Scalzis' novel Red Shirts.

 

[Harpo]

 

[Harpo]

 

[Starbeast]

 

[Harpo]

 

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[JunkMonkey]

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That doesn't work. A gallon is a unit of volume not weight.

 

[Harpo]

Substitute gallon for whatever you prefer, ounces or tonnes or three Eiffel Towers et cetera

 

[JunkMonkey]

Substitute gallon for whatever you prefer, ounces or tonnes or three Eiffel Towers et cetera

Doesn't matter what you substitute the joke is unworkable.

Kirk: Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
Spock: That would depend on their relative densities, captain. I would first have to ascertain if the butane is under pressure...
Kirk: oh, Forget it. .... Sulu! Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane....?