Lemmy
Metalhead
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Yeah, I said it. I'm a big fan of Batman, but I really, really hated The Dark Knight. And what's worse, I probably won't even bother watching The Dark Knight Rises until it hits DVD. I won't even bother with the blue-ray. I have my reasons, though.
First of all, there's the sorry excuse for the Joker. Yeah, I know, Heath Ledger died and all that. I'm sorry for him and his family, but dying doesn't automatically make you the best actor ever. And let's face it, he's not exactly the only one who has died when making a movie. What about Brandon Lee? He died when making The Crow, but you didn't see him winning a whole bunch of awards for it.
Second, let's talk Joker. Maybe it's just me, but shouldn't the Joker be funny? Yet we had a movie that lasts more than two hours, practically introduce Joker right from the start and yet give him one joke? It's even right there in the name. Joke. Joker. Chew on that for a bit, then watch Dark Knight all over again. He. Isn't. Funny. Joker is funny. Heath Ledger's character isn't.
Third, there's Joker's backstory. Or to be precise, he didn't have one. He's one of the most interesting characters in the entire Batman universe and even Batman's nemesis, and yet they didn't bother tell us anything about him. His father cut him and created the smile? Um... so? Scars like that should have healed by now. And what about the skin? The hair? The insanity?
Fourth, there's Two-Face. Personally, I liked him a lot more than I liked the Joker. He felt a lot more like the comic book version, and he was a lot more true to the Two-Face we know. He's not good or evil. He's just... doesn't care. He flips the coin and does what it tells him. Heads, you live. Tails, you die. Either is fine with him. Setting him up on a little revenge crusade was fun, but even then they managed to let him stay somewhat true to the Two-Face we know. And the CGI was pretty good, too. So why was he ignored just because Heath Ledger died? If you ask me, they could have made an entire movie based around him.
So let's discuss Dark Knight Rises a bit. Can it possibly be any good? I doubt it. If you look at the confirmed characters (*spoilers!*), there's Catwoman, Bane and some Carmine-guy. The son of the guy in the first, I think. I fail to see how Bane can lead an entire movie on his own as the villain, and Catwoman is just annoying. She can in theory be a great character, but I have yet to see anyone care to try. Seems her only mission in the Batman-movies is to be sexy. Which she fails spectaculary at. And the Carmine guy? We already have Bane and Catwoman. Do we really need a gangster now? Might as well bring Robin back and really screw it up.
First of all, there's the sorry excuse for the Joker. Yeah, I know, Heath Ledger died and all that. I'm sorry for him and his family, but dying doesn't automatically make you the best actor ever. And let's face it, he's not exactly the only one who has died when making a movie. What about Brandon Lee? He died when making The Crow, but you didn't see him winning a whole bunch of awards for it.
Second, let's talk Joker. Maybe it's just me, but shouldn't the Joker be funny? Yet we had a movie that lasts more than two hours, practically introduce Joker right from the start and yet give him one joke? It's even right there in the name. Joke. Joker. Chew on that for a bit, then watch Dark Knight all over again. He. Isn't. Funny. Joker is funny. Heath Ledger's character isn't.
Third, there's Joker's backstory. Or to be precise, he didn't have one. He's one of the most interesting characters in the entire Batman universe and even Batman's nemesis, and yet they didn't bother tell us anything about him. His father cut him and created the smile? Um... so? Scars like that should have healed by now. And what about the skin? The hair? The insanity?
Fourth, there's Two-Face. Personally, I liked him a lot more than I liked the Joker. He felt a lot more like the comic book version, and he was a lot more true to the Two-Face we know. He's not good or evil. He's just... doesn't care. He flips the coin and does what it tells him. Heads, you live. Tails, you die. Either is fine with him. Setting him up on a little revenge crusade was fun, but even then they managed to let him stay somewhat true to the Two-Face we know. And the CGI was pretty good, too. So why was he ignored just because Heath Ledger died? If you ask me, they could have made an entire movie based around him.
So let's discuss Dark Knight Rises a bit. Can it possibly be any good? I doubt it. If you look at the confirmed characters (*spoilers!*), there's Catwoman, Bane and some Carmine-guy. The son of the guy in the first, I think. I fail to see how Bane can lead an entire movie on his own as the villain, and Catwoman is just annoying. She can in theory be a great character, but I have yet to see anyone care to try. Seems her only mission in the Batman-movies is to be sexy. Which she fails spectaculary at. And the Carmine guy? We already have Bane and Catwoman. Do we really need a gangster now? Might as well bring Robin back and really screw it up.