My Latest Crackpot Theory- Howland Reed

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Yes, it's long overdue, but a true crackpot theory must come from sudden inspiration, it can't be rushed or predicted.

I think there's a chance that Jojen Reed is actually Howland Reed.

Imp, you say, that's insane even by YOUR flimsy standards. Hear me out friends.

It's tough to prove a negative, in this case Jojen not being who he claims to be, so this won't be easy. My first piece of proof is, what proof do we have that Jojen and Meera are who they say they are? This exchange happens soon after they arrive and are introduced.

Maester Luwin crouched beside Bran's seat to whisper counsel in
his ear. "You must greet these ones warmly. I had not thought to
see them here, but . . . you know who they are?"
Bran nodded. "Crannogmen. From the Neck."
"Howland Reed was a great friend to your father," Ser Rodrik told
him. "These two are his, it would seem."

Why the innocuous but somewhat cryptic "it would seem" . Luwin realizes that they may not be who they say they are, but also knows they are Crannogmen, so he isn't worried. By the way, Lwin MAY be the gaping hole in this theory, as he SHOULD be able to recognize Howland for who he is. Or SHOULD he??? This passage explains this, i hope.

His father had sent letters to the Lord of Greywater over the years, but none of the crannogmen had ever called at Winterfell.

I must admit part of the "inspiration" for this latest bit of lunacy is the idea the The Crannogmen are the descendants of The Children of the FOrest, and have powers that are unknown to most of Westeros. GRRM makes a point of using the two Walders to dismiss them as being inconsequential cowards that eat frogs.

Jojen/Howland does indeed have at least one special power, that of Greensight. More interesting is his ability to help Bran with his warming/skin changing ability. How is it that so young a boy would know of such things? Is it something his people routinely can do? Did, in fact, Howland use this ability at the Tower of Joy to help turn the tide of the battle? How did it come to pass that stronger and larger men, possibly better trained for battle, died, but he survived. Did Howland take control of one of the 3?

Back to Jojen. The last bit of "proof' is Old Nan calling Jojen "little grandfather", ostensibly because he was so solemn, but could there be more to that/ Could he and Meera both be much older than they appeared to be?

That's about it. It's definitely flimsy, but I'm hoping that there are things I've missed that others may be able to add once the seed of this idea has been planted. If not, I make a great target for abuse and ridicule :)
 
A crackpot theory is always nice, i'm just left thinking with this one,
Does it matter if he's Howland reed or his child?
I mean the plot devise that is their existance does't change all that much either way.
 
A crackpot theory is always nice, i'm just left thinking with this one,
Does it matter if he's Howland reed or his child?
I mean the plot devise that is their existance does't change all that much either way.

I suppose toher than it being a neat piece of deception, it's hard to come up with how it would dramatically change the plot
 
I like this theory, Imp:
  • it's completely bonkers;
  • I haven't seen it before;
  • it does explain some things (as you've already mentioned, but there may well be more, now we're on the scent);
  • it does have a purpose.
And what may this purpose be? One obvious candidate is for Howland Reed to be north of the Wall when the time comes to tell Jon the truth about his parentage and his inheritance.
 
I like this theory, Imp:
  • it's completely bonkers;
  • I haven't seen it before;
  • it does explain some things (as you've already mentioned, but there may well be more, now we're on the scent);
  • it does have a purpose.
And what may this purpose be? One obvious candidate is for Howland Reed to be north of the Wall when the time comes to tell Jon the truth about his parentage and his inheritance.
HA!!! There was genius in that theory that I didn't suspect even existed.

Throw enough stuff up against a wall..............
 
Hey, Kiwi. Good to see you in here.

Imp, You're crazy. I've seen ridiculous theories, heck, I've posted some of them myself.

There's no way Howland Reed is posing as his own son. How does a 37 year old man look twelve? Does he have Faceless Man skills? Is he the best mummer in the world? Has he cast a spell over everyone?

Or are you suggesting that Howland Reed is immortal? Does he just create a new identity every twenty years like Connor MacLeod? Actually, I think I like that idea.

But... I mean if Jojen is not who he says he is, then Meera probably knows this because she's probably not who she is either. I mean, if Jojen is Howland... then who is Meera?

Meera told the story of how Howland met the Stark pack. Brandon, the fierce wolf. Eddard, the quiet wolf. Benjen, the wolf pup. And the girl... the Queen of Love and Beauty... the girl who took Howland's cause as her own... the girl who physically protected the smaller Howland, just like Meera protects the smaller Jojen...

Are you trying to tell me that Meera... is actually Lyanna Stark?!?!

Warging is not unknown to Starks. Warging (or understanding dragons) is not unknown to Targaryens. Is this how Lyanna and Rhaegar understood each other?

Eddard compared Arya's willfulness, athleticism, and beauty to Lyanna's. Arya is a tomboy... so is Meera. In ACOK Bran IV, in the very paragraph where Old Nan calls Jojen "little grandfather", Bran compares Meera to Arya... "She wasn't scared to get dirty, and she could run and fight and throw as good as a boy. She was older than Arya, though; almost sixteen, a woman grown. They [Meera and Jojen] were both older than Bran, even though his ninth name day had finally come and gone, but they never treated him like a child."

The direwolves take to Meera quite readily. Summer allows Meera to mock fight with him, even ensnaring and rolling him.

Meera is not put off by spending extra time in the Winterfell crypts.

Okay, I'm sold. This is the best crackpot theory ever! I hereby declare that I believe that Jojen and Meera Reed are actually Howland Reed and Lyanna Stark in disguise.
 
Hey, Kiwi. Good to see you in here.

Imp, You're crazy. I've seen ridiculous theories, heck, I've posted some of them myself.

There's no way Howland Reed is posing as his own son. How does a 37 year old man look twelve? Does he have Faceless Man skills? Is he the best mummer in the world? Has he cast a spell over everyone?

Or are you suggesting that Howland Reed is immortal? Does he just create a new identity every twenty years like Connor MacLeod? Actually, I think I like that idea.

But... I mean if Jojen is not who he says he is, then Meera probably knows this because she's probably not who she is either. I mean, if Jojen is Howland... then who is Meera?

Meera told the story of how Howland met the Stark pack. Brandon, the fierce wolf. Eddard, the quiet wolf. Benjen, the wolf pup. And the girl... the Queen of Love and Beauty... the girl who took Howland's cause as her own... the girl who physically protected the smaller Howland, just like Meera protects the smaller Jojen...

Are you trying to tell me that Meera... is actually Lyanna Stark?!?!

Warging is not unknown to Starks. Warging (or understanding dragons) is not unknown to Targaryens. Is this how Lyanna and Rhaegar understood each other?

Eddard compared Arya's willfulness, athleticism, and beauty to Lyanna's. Arya is a tomboy... so is Meera. In ACOK Bran IV, in the very paragraph where Old Nan calls Jojen "little grandfather", Bran compares Meera to Arya... "She wasn't scared to get dirty, and she could run and fight and throw as good as a boy. She was older than Arya, though; almost sixteen, a woman grown. They [Meera and Jojen] were both older than Bran, even though his ninth name day had finally come and gone, but they never treated him like a child."

The direwolves take to Meera quite readily. Summer allows Meera to mock fight with him, even ensnaring and rolling him.

Meera is not put off by spending extra time in the Winterfell crypts.

Okay, I'm sold. This is the best crackpot theory ever! I hereby declare that I believe that Jojen and Meera Reed are actually Howland Reed and Lyanna Stark in disguise.

Take all the fun out of being a crackpot, see if I care.

I like your Lyanna addition though.
 
I wasn't trying to suck the fun out of your post... or your day.

Now, I do have a friend (no comments from the peanut gallery, please)... I'll call him... Trunk. Trunk and I work together. People say we argue like an old married couple. (He's married, I'm not.) I told Trunk last week, after he yelled at me for ticking him off (like I do everyday... but last week was worse than usual)... I told him, "Trunk, it's like every morning you come to me with your hands cupped together with your daily dose of joy and you ask me "Boaz, will you steal my little bit of joy or give me an overdose of joy?" The problem is that I know I should add to your joy... but the temptation to steal the little you have is so great."

I love the JR=HR theory... or should we call it Howland and Lyanna = Jojen and Meera... H&L=J&M, for short... or even H=J to make it as short as possible.

Mayhaps the alcohol is kicking in tonight... What was that about a shark? I missed the joke...

By the way, Trunk and another friend... I'll call him, Creampuff... and I are having all the nerds, err, ASOIAF afficianados over on April 20 (that's our regular Wednesday nerd's, err, tough guy movie night) to watch the premier.
 
yeah, just building on Ursa. Howland Reed is important because he's the last person living who was at the Tower of Joy with Ned. There's no end to the secrets he could tell...
 
I wasn't trying to suck the fun out of your post... or your day.

Now, I do have a friend (no comments from the peanut gallery, please)... I'll call him... Trunk. Trunk and I work together. People say we argue like an old married couple. (He's married, I'm not.) I told Trunk last week, after he yelled at me for ticking him off (like I do everyday... but last week was worse than usual)... I told him, "Trunk, it's like every morning you come to me with your hands cupped together with your daily dose of joy and you ask me "Boaz, will you steal my little bit of joy or give me an overdose of joy?" The problem is that I know I should add to your joy... but the temptation to steal the little you have is so great."

I love the JR=HR theory... or should we call it Howland and Lyanna = Jojen and Meera... H&L=J&M, for short... or even H=J to make it as short as possible.

Mayhaps the alcohol is kicking in tonight... What was that about a shark? I missed the joke...

By the way, Trunk and another friend... I'll call him, Creampuff... and I are having all the nerds, err, ASOIAF afficianados over on April 20 (that's our regular Wednesday nerd's, err, tough guy movie night) to watch the premier.

I didn't read any snarkiness in your post. I always appreciate your feedback,
and I was just kidding, I wasn't hurt or offended in the least. I actually posted expecting complete derision and ridicule. I should hacve posted it today to leave doubt as to whether or not I was even serious. I realize that this is probably as "crackpotty" as something can be and still be even vaugely "discussable". (It's April 1st, I can invent all the words i like).

I guess I love twists and turns so much i want them to be there even if they don't make a lot of sense. I do, however, think that there's something substantial in the idea of the Crannogmen being related in some way to the Children of the Forest, and the idea of Greywater Watch being magically protected from view, and "moving' in a way so real and literal that ravens can't find it to bring messages to it.

Maybe Howland is Coldhands (not original), which raises questions of what Coldhands is, etc. If Meera and Jojen are really the ages that they claim to be, at the very least Jojen was fathered after the Tower of Joy. How/why did Howland turn into Coldhands, and is it permanent?

Many people hate the Bran POVs, I personally love them because I think they are going to be at the heart of a great mystery, already are actually, and i can't wait to find out what happens next.
 
I was thinking they are in fact more pure versions of "children of the forest", who appear as children to other folk but are in fact in this more or less eternal state of youth. They used a little name-throwing to fit in the picture, but I wouldn't tie them down to those names. I would back this up with more details, but it has been a while since I've read the ASOIAF books, and I've only got a translation of the latest one on my shelf.
 
I was thinking they are in fact more pure versions of "children of the forest", who appear as children to other folk but are in fact in this more or less eternal state of youth. They used a little name-throwing to fit in the picture, but I wouldn't tie them down to those names. I would back this up with more details, but it has been a while since I've read the ASOIAF books, and I've only got a translation of the latest one on my shelf.


Really???

Children of the Forest Question

Children of the forest

Who is Coldhands?

Horn of Winter or a horn of the Children of the Forest?

Who is the three eyed crow?

About Bran (Spoilers)

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Theory: Coldhands=Benjen Stark, Three-eyed Crow = Brynden BloodRaven Rivers

Benjen Stark-Coldhand's

Starks as Wargs [possible spoilers]

Benjen as the Three Eyed Crow?

martin, magic

Bran's Warg status...

and for fun:

Crazy theory about Hodor,Nan,Bran,And the children of the forest
 
But... I mean if Jojen is not who he says he is, then Meera probably knows this because she's probably not who she is either. I mean, if Jojen is Howland... then who is Meera?

Meera told the story of how Howland met the Stark pack. Brandon, the fierce wolf. Eddard, the quiet wolf. Benjen, the wolf pup. And the girl... the Queen of Love and Beauty... the girl who took Howland's cause as her own... the girl who physically protected the smaller Howland, just like Meera protects the smaller Jojen...

Are you trying to tell me that Meera... is actually Lyanna Stark?!?!

Warging is not unknown to Starks. Warging (or understanding dragons) is not unknown to Targaryens. Is this how Lyanna and Rhaegar understood each other?
Isn't it quite possible then that Jojen is Benjen. The brother and sister protector thing fits. Howland could easily be the 3 eyed crow. Cold hands could be non important or some oddball character.
 
Imp, let me start off by saying that I love this theory. I do not think it's correct, but I love it. :)

However, it made me think of something. What if the Crannogmen are not reincarnations of the Children of the Forest or something, but rather halfbreeds? It's obvious that they are far closer to nature than others. Perhaps they interbred and the Crannogmen are the last remainders?

Also, I do not think that we should take "little grandfather" at anything more than face value.
 

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