In an effort to avoid both the disbelief which would undoubtedly follow if it were posted on April Fool's Day, and the risk of dreadful calamity arising from the 13th Challenge appearing on a Friday, the new April Challenge is up several hours early!
Inspiration has been taken from the forthcoming Royal Nuptials -- to which I have, inexplicably, not yet been invited -- so this is a real challenge. No easy theme and genre this time. No sirree. *contemplates the thought that she may single-handledly kill the Challenge dead with this one...*
Good luck, everyone. And despite -- or rather because of -- the genre, keep it clean. (That goes double for you, Mouse!)
The observant among you will notice that we've codified the rules relating to the Challenges -- here http://www.sffchronicles.co.uk/forum/531184-rules-for-the-writing-challenges.html#post1483417. Read and inwardly digest.
... and not a spaghetti tree or flying penguin in sight...
Inspiration has been taken from the forthcoming Royal Nuptials -- to which I have, inexplicably, not yet been invited -- so this is a real challenge. No easy theme and genre this time. No sirree. *contemplates the thought that she may single-handledly kill the Challenge dead with this one...*
Good luck, everyone. And despite -- or rather because of -- the genre, keep it clean. (That goes double for you, Mouse!)
The observant among you will notice that we've codified the rules relating to the Challenges -- here http://www.sffchronicles.co.uk/forum/531184-rules-for-the-writing-challenges.html#post1483417. Read and inwardly digest.
... and not a spaghetti tree or flying penguin in sight...