Young stormlord
Thousand eyes and one!
Why? For the first three and a half books they were all begging the lords and kings
"Oh please give us more men. We need them to defend the realm. The winter is coming. Either give us men or come to the wall with your army.BOO HOO! We need help. Please come to help us!"
Then, when they do get their army, suddenly they are all: "Ah, shucks! We can't feed that many. Sorry, you'll have to go somewhere else. We did not plan for this eventuality. Move along, nothing to see here."
"But you wanted this! You wanted many men to defend the realm." voice of reason says.
"We? Nah, you misunderstood. Men? Nah, that's not true. We wanted many robo... magical constructs that eat snow and piss hot water. And can fight like demons. Men? Who asked about men? Not us!"
Aargh!
Is anyone else annoyed by that?
"Oh please give us more men. We need them to defend the realm. The winter is coming. Either give us men or come to the wall with your army.BOO HOO! We need help. Please come to help us!"
Then, when they do get their army, suddenly they are all: "Ah, shucks! We can't feed that many. Sorry, you'll have to go somewhere else. We did not plan for this eventuality. Move along, nothing to see here."
"But you wanted this! You wanted many men to defend the realm." voice of reason says.
"We? Nah, you misunderstood. Men? Nah, that's not true. We wanted many robo... magical constructs that eat snow and piss hot water. And can fight like demons. Men? Who asked about men? Not us!"
Aargh!
Is anyone else annoyed by that?