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Re: Worst film seen...
I forgot about 'ring 2', it was not good.
kyektulu said:
I forgot about 'ring 2', it was not good.
What was the WORST movie you've ever seen?
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Ne.
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Ne.
HiddenTiger
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I would have to agree that Event Horizon was a horrendous. I wanted my money back too.
It seemed to me they started off writing a sci-fi mystery, but half way through changed their minds and made it a hunted house/slasher in space. Maybe the writers hated it too and decided to kill off all the characters.
I would have to agree that Event Horizon was a horrendous. I wanted my money back too.
It seemed to me they started off writing a sci-fi mystery, but half way through changed their minds and made it a hunted house/slasher in space. Maybe the writers hated it too and decided to kill off all the characters.
Adasunshine
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Diabolique
Awful awful film, went to see it on a first date (YAWN), I think our mutual hatred of the film bonded us, we stayed together for almost 3 years!
xx
Diabolique
Awful awful film, went to see it on a first date (YAWN), I think our mutual hatred of the film bonded us, we stayed together for almost 3 years!
xx
Thunderchild
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i remember on a saw a long time ago called'dark side of the moon' and an honourable mention to mastero disgieso
i remember on a saw a long time ago called'dark side of the moon' and an honourable mention to mastero disgieso
Paige Turner
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I stand by my designation of Event Horizon as the worst sci-fi movie ever, but in terms of flat-out worst movie of any genre, have you all seen Celebration ? It’s supposed to be a work of genius by some Dutch or Danish director.
The characters and premise made me queasy. The jerky, whirling cinema-verité camera work made me positively nauseous. Combined with the twizzlers and coke, it was a recipe for violent regurgitation. I run with a pretty arty crowd, but I was seriously reassessing my allegiances after being dragged into that morass.
I stand by my designation of Event Horizon as the worst sci-fi movie ever, but in terms of flat-out worst movie of any genre, have you all seen Celebration ? It’s supposed to be a work of genius by some Dutch or Danish director.
The characters and premise made me queasy. The jerky, whirling cinema-verité camera work made me positively nauseous. Combined with the twizzlers and coke, it was a recipe for violent regurgitation. I run with a pretty arty crowd, but I was seriously reassessing my allegiances after being dragged into that morass.
Stenevor
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Judge Dredd - what a waste of a license.
Judge Dredd - what a waste of a license.
steve12553
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The original was 103 minutes and seemed much shorter.
Nokia said:
The original was 103 minutes and seemed much shorter.
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Worst...(Jives cries softly to himself) my favorite book, a 2000 page sci-fi epic, compared to Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark, written by one of the grandfathers of science fiction, so good I read it five times...
Then utterly, completely annihilated as a movie.
battlefield earth....(sob)
Worst...(Jives cries softly to himself) my favorite book, a 2000 page sci-fi epic, compared to Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark, written by one of the grandfathers of science fiction, so good I read it five times...
Then utterly, completely annihilated as a movie.
battlefield earth....(sob)
littlemissattitude
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I have to say that the worst, the very worst movie I ever saw was Raise the Titanic, based on the novel by Clive Cussler. I was so disappointed, because the whole time I was reading the book, way back when it first came out, I kept thinking, "This is going to make a great movie." And it could have. But they messed it up. It was horribly miscast, and just generally horrible. I was really kind of bitter about that for awhile.
Although, now that I think about it, Drugstore Cowboy was pretty bad as well. I only sat through the whole thing because it was shown in a film class I took and I had to watch it. I understand that among some folks it is considered quite the masterpiece, which is fine. I thought it was awful.
I have to say that the worst, the very worst movie I ever saw was Raise the Titanic, based on the novel by Clive Cussler. I was so disappointed, because the whole time I was reading the book, way back when it first came out, I kept thinking, "This is going to make a great movie." And it could have. But they messed it up. It was horribly miscast, and just generally horrible. I was really kind of bitter about that for awhile.
Although, now that I think about it, Drugstore Cowboy was pretty bad as well. I only sat through the whole thing because it was shown in a film class I took and I had to watch it. I understand that among some folks it is considered quite the masterpiece, which is fine. I thought it was awful.
polymath
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Batman And Robin.
For me that film represented nothing more nor less than a prolonged scream of frustration.
Complete arse-juice, every minute of it.
Batman And Robin.
For me that film represented nothing more nor less than a prolonged scream of frustration.
Complete arse-juice, every minute of it.
Trollkien
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Ghostworld - ridiculous movie about a dumb spoilt ugly fat ignoramus trying to make herself out to be some sort of heroine for having the most mundane and pointless 'issues' ever.
Moulin Rouge - On hearing the sunscreen song, i thought Baz Luhrman had scraped the greatest possible depths of being perverse and vile. Little did I know that he'd barely scratched its surface. With moulin rouge he avenged himself on several generations of good songs by raping them mercilessly, tearing out the foetuses from the quivering loins of his victims, and gorging on them. I think I passed out for a good 15 minutes from the overwrought dialogue, the nauseating cutesyness, and my unbearable rage and desire to get into the film and kill everybody associated with it including the spot boys, caterers and assistants to the assistants of the costume designers. Those 15 minutes were a merciful and tranquil respite before Luhrman crammed his cinematic **** up the noses of the audience with another loud song sequence.
Oh and I also loathe most people who like the movie. If you think jokes about the "seetah playah" and songs like "for always" are entertaining, you better pray I never become dictator of the world cause I will track y'all down and...it won't be as bad as moulin rouge but it will be rather ugly. I'm betting Luhrman is squirrled away somewhere, thinking about some fresh atrocity he can unleash on the world. I'm conjecturing it will probably be a reworking of some much-loved story — with the aesthetics of Cannibal Holocaust, the performances of a Hong Kong kung fu movie, and the soundtrack of a foundry. The *******.
Ghostworld - ridiculous movie about a dumb spoilt ugly fat ignoramus trying to make herself out to be some sort of heroine for having the most mundane and pointless 'issues' ever.
Moulin Rouge - On hearing the sunscreen song, i thought Baz Luhrman had scraped the greatest possible depths of being perverse and vile. Little did I know that he'd barely scratched its surface. With moulin rouge he avenged himself on several generations of good songs by raping them mercilessly, tearing out the foetuses from the quivering loins of his victims, and gorging on them. I think I passed out for a good 15 minutes from the overwrought dialogue, the nauseating cutesyness, and my unbearable rage and desire to get into the film and kill everybody associated with it including the spot boys, caterers and assistants to the assistants of the costume designers. Those 15 minutes were a merciful and tranquil respite before Luhrman crammed his cinematic **** up the noses of the audience with another loud song sequence.
Oh and I also loathe most people who like the movie. If you think jokes about the "seetah playah" and songs like "for always" are entertaining, you better pray I never become dictator of the world cause I will track y'all down and...it won't be as bad as moulin rouge but it will be rather ugly. I'm betting Luhrman is squirrled away somewhere, thinking about some fresh atrocity he can unleash on the world. I'm conjecturing it will probably be a reworking of some much-loved story — with the aesthetics of Cannibal Holocaust, the performances of a Hong Kong kung fu movie, and the soundtrack of a foundry. The *******.
Aeris
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i loved Moulin Rouge, too. i thought the cinematography and acting were amazing, and the way they interpreted "Roxanne" into that amazing tango scene still gives me chills....oooh.... i respect your opinion, Trollkien, so please respect mine. thank you.
worst movie? hmmm. i def didn't like Manos Hand of Fate. any of you seen it? it's awful. i almost tore all of my hair out.
i loved Moulin Rouge, too. i thought the cinematography and acting were amazing, and the way they interpreted "Roxanne" into that amazing tango scene still gives me chills....oooh.... i respect your opinion, Trollkien, so please respect mine. thank you.
worst movie? hmmm. i def didn't like Manos Hand of Fate. any of you seen it? it's awful. i almost tore all of my hair out.
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