What was the WORST movie you've ever seen?

[Aeris]

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That reference ^ pretty much sums it up. There is almost no plot to Manos Hands of Fate, and that rediculous hunchback named Torgo? had an annoying voice and a weird limp paired with puffy knees. If you must see it, I recommend you watch the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version of it. At least you get to watch funny commentary along with this horrid movie.

 

[jackokent]

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Has anyone seen Naked Lunch? I know it's supposed to be arty but it went right over my head and has to go into my worst film top ten.

 

[jenna]

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i loved Moulin Rouge, too. i thought the cinematography and acting were amazing, and the way they interpreted "Roxanne" into that amazing tango scene still gives me chills.....

i know, that's my fave bit too. it's freaking amazing! i still listen to it on my iPod fairly regularly.

 

[pokernut951]

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If you must see it, I recommend you watch the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version of it. At least you get to watch funny commentary along with this horrid movie.

I agree, that episode is hilarious.

I was really appalled by Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds...bleccck. Also I would have to say that Queen of the Damned was terrible.

 

[weaveworld]

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white noise - awful

 

[Alia]

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The movie that I view as the worse is... (and I always get Leto with this one but she's not around anymore ~ so I'll see who bites) The Army of Darkness with Bruce Campbell.

 

[pokernut951]

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It was a bad movie but it was one of those Good bad movies, if that makes any sense.

 

[weaveworld]

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I won't bite ya, but I liked 'Army of Darkness', granted it was cannon fodder for the brain, it was fun.

 

[Alia]

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If you can get past Bruce's bad acting it might have been good.

Fun, Weave? Fun? I must have missed something... I did catch all the bad *shudders* one liners though..,. "Ah baby that's what we call pillow talk." *cringe*

 

[Panamon Creel]

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I hear ya - The Blair Witch Project sequel was just dross!

Definately agree, that movie was absolute crap as were all the sequels to The Exorcist.

 

[Denie Alconn]

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Nothing beats the German "artist" Helge Schneider... if you happen to catch any of his movies ("Texas" is the only one I`ve seen) you`ll know what I`m talking about....

 

[Tea is my copilot]

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"The chronicles of Riddick". Not the worst ever, but still quite awful.

 

[Denie Alconn]

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"The chronicles of Riddick". Not the worst ever, but still quite awful.

Are you kidding me? I thought it was brilliant, though not as good as "Pitch Black" though

 

[Paradox 99]

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Are you kidding me? I thought it was brilliant, though not as good as "Pitch Black" though

Absolutely - It was fantastic.

Does anybody remember a film called "Leviathan"? Now that was a really bad film.

 

[Denie Alconn]

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Hmmm, sounds damned familiar.....

 

[Tea is my copilot]

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Ok, how about when the guy goes out into the desert and melts there with his skeleton STILL standing, even though it's a skeleton? And Riddick was burnt by the same sun and yet he got away without a trace?
The film had potential, but I'm just not much of a fan of unconvincing scenes.
If I see a mistake, I'll be too hard on the film.
It's just my opinion though, and I completely respect yours.

 

[weaveworld]

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If you can get past Bruce's bad acting it might have been good.

Fun, Weave? Fun? I must have missed something... I did catch all the bad *shudders* one liners though..,. "Ah baby that's what we call pillow talk." *cringe*

Alia, got to agree with you there, the pillow talk line was just, well, scary, its a miracle that Ash can get a woman even the horrid woman who was in the pit, with the bad hair

 

[Denie Alconn]

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Ok, how about when the guy goes out into the desert and melts there with his skeleton STILL standing, even though it's a skeleton? And Riddick was burnt by the same sun and yet he got away without a trace?
The film had potential, but I'm just not much of a fan of unconvincing scenes.
If I see a mistake, I'll be too hard on the film.
It's just my opinion though, and I completely respect yours.

Oh well..what can I say, still doesn`t make it the worst film ever though...
or if so, you`ve been damn lucky so far!

 

[weaveworld]

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Definately agree, that movie was absolute crap as were all the sequels to The Exorcist.

I unfortunately caught 'The Exorcist III' a few nights ago (I'm a bit of a night owl) and it was awful, absolutely awful, I could not believe this movie actually made to the cinema! It was just pants from start to finish. Why oh why did they bring back Father Karras, he had a bit of reputation after the original Exorcist for saving Regan, then he turns up in a cell playing alongside Brad 'Childs Play' Dourif, who was also awful!

Crikey!!!

 

[Tea is my copilot]

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Yeah, you're right.
But it had more holes in the plot, and I just remembered how frustrated I was watching it.