What was the WORST movie you've ever seen?
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steve12553
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Re: Worst film seen...
I saw the first half. I was totally irritating, not scary or tongue -in-cheek humorous, irritating.
Space Elf said:
I saw the first half. I was totally irritating, not scary or tongue -in-cheek humorous, irritating.
roddglenn
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Re: Worst film seen...
Basic Instinct was pants, it was just an excuse for Hollywood to do some soft core porn. Showgirls went one stage further (both in terms of adult content and diabolical story/acting). I can't believe they've gone and done a sequel to Basic Instinct. Sharon what are you playing at???
Basic Instinct was pants, it was just an excuse for Hollywood to do some soft core porn. Showgirls went one stage further (both in terms of adult content and diabolical story/acting). I can't believe they've gone and done a sequel to Basic Instinct. Sharon what are you playing at???
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I have a few, but first I would like to apologize for bringing up some of these titles. If they have half the effect that some of the aforementioned had on me... well I apologize. I still have goosepimples thinking about some.
Anyway, here's my list of offensive cinema:
Gigli - so bad I never saw it, but it may be the only movie I can recall where not one person liked it.
Movies that I saw and hate myself for sitting through them (intoxication at least was responsible for the inability to escape from some)
Critters - any of the 3 tho slightly humorous at some points
Waterworld - shudder
Robin Hood (with Kevin Costner) - whimper
Anaconda - neck spasm
Johnny Mnemonic - gag reflex kicking in
Space Truckers (with Dennis Hopper) - truly the worst movie I have ever seen luckily tere was a lot of beer involved and some very rude friends that helped me through that hour and a half.
imdb has a list that will make you retch at some of the titles:
http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
*snow*
I have a few, but first I would like to apologize for bringing up some of these titles. If they have half the effect that some of the aforementioned had on me... well I apologize. I still have goosepimples thinking about some.
Anyway, here's my list of offensive cinema:
Gigli - so bad I never saw it, but it may be the only movie I can recall where not one person liked it.
Movies that I saw and hate myself for sitting through them (intoxication at least was responsible for the inability to escape from some)
Critters - any of the 3 tho slightly humorous at some points
Waterworld - shudder
Robin Hood (with Kevin Costner) - whimper
Anaconda - neck spasm
Johnny Mnemonic - gag reflex kicking in
Space Truckers (with Dennis Hopper) - truly the worst movie I have ever seen luckily tere was a lot of beer involved and some very rude friends that helped me through that hour and a half.
imdb has a list that will make you retch at some of the titles:
http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
*snow*
Re: Worst film seen...
My first date with a girl from high school I had been dying to go out with was to see Basic Instinct. My "friends" upon asking what was a good movie to go see thought it would be humurous to tell me Basic Instinct (insert sarcastic "thank you" to Brian and Eddie here). The are two things I remember very clearly as if they were happening right now. We both sat holding hands as the opening sequence began and literally we both tightened up like pegs and glancing at her face I can still see the scarlet pulsating in the glow from the screen. The other less humorous was the look on her fathers face as I dropped her off at the door. I later found out that he was enlightened to what kind of movie this young punk had taken his little girl.
Yeah, we didn't go out after that. I also had to lean to the right for most of the movie!
roddglenn said:
My first date with a girl from high school I had been dying to go out with was to see Basic Instinct. My "friends" upon asking what was a good movie to go see thought it would be humurous to tell me Basic Instinct (insert sarcastic "thank you" to Brian and Eddie here). The are two things I remember very clearly as if they were happening right now. We both sat holding hands as the opening sequence began and literally we both tightened up like pegs and glancing at her face I can still see the scarlet pulsating in the glow from the screen. The other less humorous was the look on her fathers face as I dropped her off at the door. I later found out that he was enlightened to what kind of movie this young punk had taken his little girl.
Yeah, we didn't go out after that. I also had to lean to the right for most of the movie!
steve12553
The Enigma of Steel
Re: Worst film seen...
Now, I thought Showgirls was hilarious. The scene in the pool with her back slapping the water was one of the silliest visuals I ever run across. I really think Paul Verhoeven should stick to science fiction.roddglenn said:
scalem X
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Re: Worst film seen...
moulin rouge without considering anything else. Well let's say it was the most disappointing movie for me. Maybe not entirely the worst.
moulin rouge without considering anything else. Well let's say it was the most disappointing movie for me. Maybe not entirely the worst.
Tea is my copilot
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Re: Worst film seen...
Immortel ad vidam.
Altough I managed to go through 15 minutes, so maybe it suddenly became just horrible.
Didn't they have money to hire more then 2 real actors? The rest of it was animation.
Immortel ad vidam.
Altough I managed to go through 15 minutes, so maybe it suddenly became just horrible.
Didn't they have money to hire more then 2 real actors? The rest of it was animation.
BookStop
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Moulin Rouge was difficult to get used to, it was so different from every other movie ever made, but once I accepted the quirkiness of the filming, I loved it. I think it might be my favorite movie.
scalem X said:
Moulin Rouge was difficult to get used to, it was so different from every other movie ever made, but once I accepted the quirkiness of the filming, I loved it. I think it might be my favorite movie.
steve12553
The Enigma of Steel
Re: Worst film seen...
A wise Vulcan once said, "Star Trek is like pizza, when it's good it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good."
ScottSF said:
A wise Vulcan once said, "Star Trek is like pizza, when it's good it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good."
speedingslug
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Re: Worst film seen...
The Phantom Menace
It destroyed my world, why oh why was jar jar binks invented, and they completely screwed up the plot lines.
Battlefeild Earth was a pleasure in comparison ( I quite liked it it really, cheesy like a Japanese Godzilla flick).
The Phantom Menace
It destroyed my world, why oh why was jar jar binks invented, and they completely screwed up the plot lines.
Battlefeild Earth was a pleasure in comparison ( I quite liked it it really, cheesy like a Japanese Godzilla flick).
steve12553
The Enigma of Steel
Re: Worst film seen...
It should never have been made. The prequel trilogy should have been a back story that need only be referred to. It should be like Star Trek V, it shouldn't count. It was a mistake.
speedingslug said:The Phantom Menace
It destroyed my world, why oh why was jar jar binks invented, and they completely screwed up the plot lines.
It should never have been made. The prequel trilogy should have been a back story that need only be referred to. It should be like Star Trek V, it shouldn't count. It was a mistake.
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Saw 2. it almost made me angry watching it, good therapy though, shouting at the t.v should be an olympic sport, or they should set up rooms in beauty parlors with only your most hated visual drivel, so you can let leash and come out fee like Ghandi.
Saw 2. it almost made me angry watching it, good therapy though, shouting at the t.v should be an olympic sport, or they should set up rooms in beauty parlors with only your most hated visual drivel, so you can let leash and come out fee like Ghandi.
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Without a doubt, I have said it before and I will say it again....
Without a doubt, I have said it before and I will say it again....
Creep was awful
Alysheba
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Yugi Oh... I wanted to hang myself. Really.
Yugi Oh... I wanted to hang myself. Really.
lizzybob
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Re: Worst film seen...
Close between Spongebob Squarepants the Movie and Aeon Flux.
Spongebob as a cartoon was really kewl ... I loved it but it just didnt work that well on big screen for however long it went on. I think they should have done something better for the last ever Spongebob animation.
And Aeon Flux ... well lets just say it sucks BIG TIME!!!
Close between Spongebob Squarepants the Movie and Aeon Flux.
Spongebob as a cartoon was really kewl ... I loved it but it just didnt work that well on big screen for however long it went on. I think they should have done something better for the last ever Spongebob animation.
And Aeon Flux ... well lets just say it sucks BIG TIME!!!
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