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50 Millihelen
It started with a mistake, and ended in tragedy – and triumph.
Helen was a model 3004 GPD AIR (General Purpose Domestic AI Robot) and Bob, Sue and the kids thought they were fortunate to have her. After all, you couldn’t buy one (they were only available on long-term contract) and they were very expensive – but it so happened that Bob was on the design team that was assigned to keep up with and test firmware updates, and so they had Helen in the house for free.
The deal was that the free units were the first to be tested with updates , which were installed during the daily recharge, and the people who had them had to fill out questionnaires about their performance. But anyway, Helen was very popular with the kids and even with Sue; although Helen was modelled on a composite of supermodels and the designers had managed to pass by Uncanny Valley, Sue didn’t feel threatened. For one thing, Helen wasn’t anatomically complete. (The 3069 SPE-X and –Y units were, but that’s another story.)
For a few years, this family did fine with its unusual lodger, who had become a familiar sight in the local stores and was getting quite popular. After all, the model 3004 was designed to learn and change in something like the way people do, and as in the case of people each one was different. She even seemed to have a personality, and some people thought she really did. A rather pleasant one, too.
And then it happened. One day, Sue was out with friends and the kids were at school – and when they came back Helen wasn’t there and Bob was, which was unusual.
Sue was the first to arrive, and straightaway she asked; “Where’s Helen? Needs repairs?”
Bob, looking a bit shamefaced and more than a little sad and very tired, said “No, it’s not that. Something awful’s happened. It’s like this. Two updates arrived at once. Some homemakers’ committee in deepest Jesusland started complaining about 3004 units ‘flirting with their husbands’. And the military demanded a change because 3004 units were causing fights in bars on base, when drunken soldiers started arguing over them. Both updates installed at once, and after that Helen went really wrong. She didn’t look right at all, acted like an animated mannequin, and was clumsy as heck. I looked at her software map, and it was a mess and couldn’t be fixed. I had to shut her down and send her off to be reformatted. Helen’s... gone.”
The kids cried for days. The Press was camped on their lawn for a week. The AI Rights Bill, due for voting the following month, passed by a landslide.
[FONT="]Too late for Helen.[/FONT]
50 Millihelen
It started with a mistake, and ended in tragedy – and triumph.
Helen was a model 3004 GPD AIR (General Purpose Domestic AI Robot) and Bob, Sue and the kids thought they were fortunate to have her. After all, you couldn’t buy one (they were only available on long-term contract) and they were very expensive – but it so happened that Bob was on the design team that was assigned to keep up with and test firmware updates, and so they had Helen in the house for free.
The deal was that the free units were the first to be tested with updates , which were installed during the daily recharge, and the people who had them had to fill out questionnaires about their performance. But anyway, Helen was very popular with the kids and even with Sue; although Helen was modelled on a composite of supermodels and the designers had managed to pass by Uncanny Valley, Sue didn’t feel threatened. For one thing, Helen wasn’t anatomically complete. (The 3069 SPE-X and –Y units were, but that’s another story.)
For a few years, this family did fine with its unusual lodger, who had become a familiar sight in the local stores and was getting quite popular. After all, the model 3004 was designed to learn and change in something like the way people do, and as in the case of people each one was different. She even seemed to have a personality, and some people thought she really did. A rather pleasant one, too.
And then it happened. One day, Sue was out with friends and the kids were at school – and when they came back Helen wasn’t there and Bob was, which was unusual.
Sue was the first to arrive, and straightaway she asked; “Where’s Helen? Needs repairs?”
Bob, looking a bit shamefaced and more than a little sad and very tired, said “No, it’s not that. Something awful’s happened. It’s like this. Two updates arrived at once. Some homemakers’ committee in deepest Jesusland started complaining about 3004 units ‘flirting with their husbands’. And the military demanded a change because 3004 units were causing fights in bars on base, when drunken soldiers started arguing over them. Both updates installed at once, and after that Helen went really wrong. She didn’t look right at all, acted like an animated mannequin, and was clumsy as heck. I looked at her software map, and it was a mess and couldn’t be fixed. I had to shut her down and send her off to be reformatted. Helen’s... gone.”
The kids cried for days. The Press was camped on their lawn for a week. The AI Rights Bill, due for voting the following month, passed by a landslide.
[FONT="]Too late for Helen.[/FONT]