movie pitch (ADwD spoilers)

[Jeroam]

On the wall, but just passing through...

Queen Selyse, fanatic of a foreign god who wants to see visions in the flames

Patchface the fool, how many posts have been made about Patchface prophecies and the outright creepy factor?

Princess Shireen, stricken by the grayscale which may have some latent evil magical properties.

And we're all on the way to the Nightfort. You do remember the Nightfort stories? The bloody horror haunted castle stories from THE bloody horror haunted castle?

Go ahead, tell me this isn't a Scooby-Doo movie waiting to happen.

 

[joshrackley]

At the end they pull the mask off of Patchface to reveal Varys ... "And I'd have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling kids and that dog!"