Randomly Generated Plots Indistinguishable from the Current Series

[Lenny]

http://toys.usvsth3m.com/drwho/#

This is a fun little site that uses just six lines of JavaScript code to randomly generate Doctor Who plots that are indistinguishable from those of the current series.

Here are three I've just been given. I think it does a pretty good job!

The TARDIS loses power and strands the Doctor and Clara on Pluto, and they are soon caught up in a mystery. The Doctor and his friend discover the first Adherents of the Repeated Meme. Crashing the TARDIS into the heart of the sun saves the day. William Shatner briefly appears.

The TARDIS crash lands on Alzarius, and they are soon caught up in a mystery. Isolated from Clara, the Doctor goes on to reveal a secret about the origins of humanity in a duel with Ice Warriers. Feminists complains bitterly that this episode exposes the misogyny of the show. Someone from EastEnders features in a flashback sequence.

There are a series of unexplained deaths on a street in Berlin in the time of the Weimar Republic, but time is running more slowly than usual. The Doctor, Clara, and Clara’s two charges discover the last Axons. The Daily Mail complains bitterly that this episode exposes the show’s “gay agenda”. Tulisa plays the part of a newsreader.

 

[Harpo]

With these plots (and others ditto, of course) we can make our own DW series! A bit of mashup/editing, a bit of voiceover fakery, and Bob's your builder!

 

[Bleau]

I like the Mick Jagger one:

A failsafe on the TARDIS console blows, sending her crashing towards Alpha Centauri, and the Sonic Screwdriver detects an anomaly. The Doctor and his friend discover the first Ice Warriers. Clara saves the day. Mick Jagger is revealed as a new incarnation of Rasillon.