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[JoanDrake]

They've invented the tricorder


Israeli Scientists Invent Futuristic Handheld Molecular Sensor | United with Israel


Can Starships be that far behind?

 

[Ransonwrites]

Starships? They haven't even got the tricorder right, yet! Where's the chrome finish? The tiny CRT TV screen? The little flashing lights? The shoulder strap?

A proper tricorder is big and heavy enough to be both a fashion statement, a useful handbag and a devastating weapon against a mugger or other assailant. This thing? Well, if you can get them to swallow it your attacker might just choke...

 

[Ursa major]

Starships? They haven't even got the tricorder right, yet! Where's the chrome finish? The tiny CRT TV screen? The little flashing lights? The shoulder strap?

A proper tricorder is big and heavy enough to be both a fashion statement, a useful handbag and a devastating weapon against a mugger or other assailant. This thing? Well, if you can get them to swallow it your attacker might just choke...

You do realise that the pictures in the linked article only show the detachable sensor probe, don't you...?

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[Ransonwrites]

You do realise that the pictures in the linked article only show the detachable sensor probe, don't you...?

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Detachable

Probe?

Is this Star Trek or the X Files?

 

[farntfar]

Does it make the right noise?

 

[Ursa major]

Detachable

Probe?

Is this Star Trek or the X Files?

ST:TOS.


Don't you remember the detachable probe?

 

[Null_Zone]

How short a skirt do you need to wear for it to work properly?

 

[Ursa major]

I don't know, but I'm sure yeoman service was done by those using that (entirely non-invasive) probe.