Star Wars episode 7: The Force Awakens

[BAYLOR]

OMG! Jar Jar Binks is the new Sith lord!!!

That would be hilarious.

 

[Parson]

OMG! Jar Jar Binks is the new Sith lord!!!

What an idea!!!!

 

[markpud]

Meesa one with with Dark Side!

 

[Harpo]

Darth Darth

 

[Brian G Turner]

Somma people gonna die!

 

[BAYLOR]

Meesa one with with Dark Side!

If that were the case can you imagine the uproar in Star Wars fandom? That would be entertaining

 

[Vince W]

If that were the case can you imagine the uproar in Star Wars fandom? That would be entertaining

The internet would burn in anger at that one.

 

[BAYLOR]

The internet would burn in anger at that one.

A bit like it is over the new light saber with laser sword guards?

 

[Vince W]

A bit like it is over the new light saber with laser sword guards?

You mean the laser poke yourself in the eye sticky outy thingys? Too right.

 

[BAYLOR]

You mean the laser poke yourself in the eye sticky outy thingys? Too right.

And their next innovation, the Swiss Army Lighsaber , with spoon.

 

[Vince W]

And their next innovation, the Swiss Army Lighsaber , with spoon.

I would think a spork, but the one you really have to watch out for is the SAL toothpick. Ouch.

 

[Vince W]

I'll just leave this here:

 

[BAYLOR]

I'll just leave this here:

Thread winner ! I love it ! (LOL)

 

[Abernovo]

I'll just leave this here:

Hehe...so, this figure's not a Sith Lord at all, then: Jedi Master Ash faces the the Dark Side Dead with a lightchainsaw.

 

[BAYLOR]

He's Sith Master Leatherface.

 

[BAYLOR]

So what we have with the trailer, a helmet-less storm trooper in the desert running from some threat , A woman on a vehicle speeding away from a threat and later what appears to be storm troopers disembarking from a transport , X wings going into battle ? The Millennium Falcon fighting Tie fighters and what appears to be a Sith lord in forest on a hunt. It suggests that the empire has come back with a vengeance. The Storm Trooper on the run could be a Republic operative on spying mission against newly emerged empire or he could be on the run from the Sith Lord.

 

[Huttman]

Everyone is running to or from something in this trailer. Soccor-D2 seems particularly frazzled.

 

[BAYLOR]

Everyone is running to or from something in this trailer. Soccor-D2 seems particularly frazzled.

Other possibility the helmet-less trooper his a potential Jedi on the run , maybe a pawn in the sith lords plan.

If the Empire is remerging , then the implication is that Emperor Palpatine didn't actually die in Return of the Jedi.

 

[Culhwch]

If the Empire is remerging , then the implication is that Emperor Palpatine didn't actually die in Return of the Jedi.

Not necessarily. The Empire was galaxy-spanning, with plenty of admirals and Grand Moffs and others leaders I'm sure more than willing to jump into the top job.

 

[Harpo]