So when I was in junior high/ high school, I found this old book my dad had in his old bedroom at my grandma's house. I read it, loved it, and now like 10-15 years later, can't for the life of me, figure out what it was called or who it was by. It involves a dude in a spaceship, which I believe was called the Don Juan in an ironic twist. He ends up in super future time, like 100 million years in the future or something. Earth is a desert wasteland. There are people but they are all these weird pale, black haired (with a horseshoe baldness pattern) people. I also remember that cats evolved into these weird cat/snake creatures without limbs. I just remember this book being really cool, and would like some help if anyone has randomly read it. My mom is a hoarder, so It's seriously more possible to find help online than actually search her entire house again. Thanks so much, Rachael.