Battle fleets, intergalactic elfs

Danny McG

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This again from long ago, think I read it in the seventies.
One of the first times I came across the concept of motherships and star carriers, before that space battles always seemed to be between massive Lensman type ships.
I remember some admiral type at his plotting screen giving out orders to individual commanders (like Ender Wiggins) but then he had to wait due to relativity to find out who won.
He exclaimed "Brilliant" when he watched the video of one of his fleets and , just as it neared the enemy, this guy ordered out all the small ships boats, i think each craft carried a dozen or so, and these little space boats had one charge each of "starfire" which was some kind of plasma beam.
His fleets won but as he was returning to base they detected incoming at multiple light speeds. This proved to be two intergalactic elfs (not elves but elfs) who proceeded to use him and his men as game players.
They found themselves transported to a dull grassy planet and dressed in chainmail with swords etc. The much larger alien contingent was approaching in the distance so a forced march to a defensible forest area.
Thanks to some clever tactics they were winning so the other elf started cheating. Suddenly all the trees vanished so his men were out in the open and were getting slaughtered. Then the elf who had the humans in sway gave all his men 'blasters' so the other elf gave the aliens force screens and their own blasters. The general got hit and the action froze. The two bickering elfs strode about the battleground and then reincarnated all.
I think then some
 
I think then some high energy alien arrives and gives our hero a bit of psi power so he can confront the elfs. They beg for mercy but he says OM and traps them in an oubliette dimension.
He then goes back as the hero to the empire.

Can't remember much else. His name was a BIT like Radnor but not quite
 
Hi,

Just a thought - you don't mean Retief - as in Keith Lamour's diplomat at arms (love that oymoron)? There are untold stories about his exploits, and it sounds supiciously like his tongue in cheek satire.

Cheers, Greg.
 
Nah its sadly not him Greg.
I got the Retief books and not a story like that amongst them.
It was a paperback I bought cheap in Carlisle and started reading on train to London.
Finished about twenty minutes to Euston so I left it for the next person and never thought about again for many years.
I did the same journey a lot of times well into the eighties so it could possibly be later than the seventies when I started those work trips.
I used to often buy a 'train book' and then leave it for people. Cause of many a lost memory!
 

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