...that's because the husband is too busy having a baby (remember, it did say that this was "far in the future"!)….if the housewife happens to be busy preparing a meal....
A Boeing 737?Maybe not old but certainly long-standing:View attachment 114555
There is a science fiction story where the aliens wanted Duct Tape. With it we will conquer the galaxy.Maybe not old but certainly long-standing:View attachment 114555
1963?
Or having had a visit from Officer John McClane (who has become addicted to the buzz it gives him).slightly photoshopped
Measuring never helped me much and still doesn't; I have always had a full size difference between my feet. Just a week ago I got some new ski touring boots (don't ask how much they cost ) and after measuring my feet he just asked me with a grin, "do you want the right foot tight or the left one loose?"I don't know if this has already been posted, but I'll put it up anyway. I was listening to something on Youtube and this kicked up a 40+ year old memory of:
Clark's electric foot measuring devices. Peak 1970's hi-tech.
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You stuck you foot in the metal box and it gently squeezed it giving a reading of how big your foot was. Utterly pointless - you had to try on the shoe anyway to see if it fitted well. A ruler or tape measure would probably have sufficed.