Does it come with a free tinfoil hat?

[Vladd67]

Trading standards agency goes after $346 "anti-5G" USB stick that's really a $6 thumb drive

A firm called BioShield Distribution is offering a product called the 5GBioShield, which "provides protection for your home and family, thanks to the wearable holographic nano-layer catalyser,...

www.techspot.com

Maybe if they hadn’t charged so much they might have got away with it for longer?

 

[Biskit]

I'm not sure what I found most disturbing, that people believe in the 5G conspiracy nonsense, or that they were prepared to pay £300 for a piece of junk backed up with research that can't be revealed.

And this is an important heads-up for the forward-thinking scammer - 6G is (probably?) about 10 years off, so plenty of time to plan the conspiracy theory and work on a properly-priced rip-off.

 

[.matthew.]

I came here for my free tinfoil hat... I'm leaving outraged and ashamed of my own gullibility

 

[Dave]

And exactly how do they know it doesn't work? Has anyone using it complained that they've been affected by 5G? There you go, all the proof that you need.

 

[Hugh]

Conical or sombrero?

 

[Cydramech]

I'm not sure what I found most disturbing, that people believe in the 5G conspiracy nonsense, or that they were prepared to pay £300 for a piece of junk backed up with research that can't be revealed.

And this is an important heads-up for the forward-thinking scammer - 6G is (probably?) about 10 years off, so plenty of time to plan the conspiracy theory and work on a properly-priced rip-off.

6G? Psht, I'm already working on a 100G blocker that's backwards (in)compatible with all other 99 Gs.

 

[.matthew.]

6G? Psht, I'm already working on a 100G blocker that's backwards (in)compatible with all other 99 Gs.

That's nothing. After this thread failed to give me my tinfoil hat I decided to make myself a tinfoil cat(suit)...

 

[Cydramech]

That's nothing. After this thread failed to give me my tinfoil hat I decided to make myself a tinfoil cat(suit)...

Yeah, well, you'll have to wear that everywhere. My 100G blocker will be so small that it can even be placed in the front pocket of a woman's pants, and so effective you can even leave it at your home desktop while you can control it from your smartphone. It also only costs $29.99/mo., for six months, and if you order now, you'll get a 2nd one for half-price.

[Contact our sales representative for taxes & shipping and handling costs. Not valid in all states, countries, planets, or star systems.]

 

[Danny McG]

Did You Know That There's a #TinFoilCat Movement That Protects Cats From Mind Control?

Did you know that there is an online movement called #TinFoilCat where people put tin foil hats on their cats to protect them from mind control? Well, now you know...

www.sadanduseless.com

 

[.matthew.]

@dannymcg First off I thought that picture was you until I opened the link...

Second, are we sure they aren't to protect us from their mind control?

 

[J Riff]

these would sell here I betcha they could sell a few thou. There were other 'bio' plug ins sold; open 'em and you gots a capcitor and a circuit does nothing. buy one just to be 'safe'. You never know, right?