Does it come with a free tinfoil hat?

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Vladd67

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I'm not sure what I found most disturbing, that people believe in the 5G conspiracy nonsense, or that they were prepared to pay £300 for a piece of junk backed up with research that can't be revealed.

And this is an important heads-up for the forward-thinking scammer - 6G is (probably?) about 10 years off, so plenty of time to plan the conspiracy theory and work on a properly-priced rip-off.
 
Biskit said:
I'm not sure what I found most disturbing, that people believe in the 5G conspiracy nonsense, or that they were prepared to pay £300 for a piece of junk backed up with research that can't be revealed.

And this is an important heads-up for the forward-thinking scammer - 6G is (probably?) about 10 years off, so plenty of time to plan the conspiracy theory and work on a properly-priced rip-off.
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6G? Psht, I'm already working on a 100G blocker that's backwards (in)compatible with all other 99 Gs.
 
Cydramech said:
6G? Psht, I'm already working on a 100G blocker that's backwards (in)compatible with all other 99 Gs.
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That's nothing. After this thread failed to give me my tinfoil hat I decided to make myself a tinfoil cat(suit)...
 
.matthew. said:
That's nothing. After this thread failed to give me my tinfoil hat I decided to make myself a tinfoil cat(suit)...
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Yeah, well, you'll have to wear that everywhere. My 100G blocker will be so small that it can even be placed in the front pocket of a woman's pants, and so effective you can even leave it at your home desktop while you can control it from your smartphone. It also only costs $29.99/mo., for six months, and if you order now, you'll get a 2nd one for half-price.

[Contact our sales representative for taxes & shipping and handling costs. Not valid in all states, countries, planets, or star systems.]
 
@dannymcg First off I thought that picture was you until I opened the link... ;)

Second, are we sure they aren't to protect us from their mind control?
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these would sell here I betcha they could sell a few thou. There were other 'bio' plug ins sold; open 'em and you gots a capcitor and a circuit does nothing. buy one just to be 'safe'. You never know, right?
 
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