A Current Under Sea
Gernau Jorat Alsyn, in her sixth female body, was lounging in the sitting area of her generously proportioned suite of cabins in the Heaven Scent, the fifth vessel she’d been aboard since her journey started back in the ice clouds. She no longer cared she was going to yet another fantastically named planet in pursuance of orders which gave her only the bare minimum of information in furtherance of yet another complicated, yet thoroughly mindless, plot.
Skif-Camska, now in its guise of a floating drinks trolley, hovered closer with a gen-martini, liberally sprinkled with verm cubelets of fluorescent purple. “You do realise that my talents are completely wasted,” it said peevishly. “Seven months of doing nothing but watching you imbibe food and drink of dubious provenance and having to listen to your apparently insatiable appetite for carnal activities with every life-form and not a few unlife-forms aboard every benighted vessel we’ve had the misfortune to be aboard.”
“I’ve been blackmailed, conned, coerced, shanghaied and brainwiped into taking this job,” said Aslyn, sipping the drink and crunching two cubelets with her pro-molars, “so I’m damn well going to enjoy myself while I have the chance.”
“But what I object most strongly to is being in the clutches of a murdering sociopathic psychopath,” continued Skif-Camska as if she hadn’t spoken.
“A killer I might be, SC, and a little disturbed, perhaps, but–"
“I didn’t mean you. Didn’t you even check on the Heaven Scent?”
“It’s a neat little ship, with delicious XXXX porn.”
“And the reconfigured but not readjusted A Nice Day For A Picnic And Then Genocide.”
“Oh...”