I'm in, after as little help from my muse as always, damn her eyes.
Film buffs may recognise the title and be able to complete it, but I'm hoping everyone will recognise the rest of the legend!
(And for those dubious about the use of "canny" I've just spent too much time I won't ever get back in searching East Midlands dialects for something appropriate -- ayup miduck and a' -- but most of what I found is unintelligible to the uninitiated, if not actually unprintable, so I went further afield!)