Consider the humble hot water bottle.

[Montero]

And I am a person who can shiver while wearing three jumpers and have a blanket wrapped around my legs .......

 

[.matthew.]

Did the gloves have an on/off switch?

Nope, but the power lead had a disconnect on it so it was easy to just unplug. Not perfect, but they only cost a few quid

 

[M. Robert Gibson]

What's the matter with you people? Surely you get your chamber maid armed with a bed warmer to see to your night time comforts

 

[Montero]

Tut

 

[M. Robert Gibson]

Tut

Indeed. I'm sure you can imagine how hard it was to find a family-friendly image when doing a search for victorian maid bed warmer

 

[Astro Pen]

Indeed. I'm sure you can imagine how hard it was to find a family-friendly image when doing a search for victorian maid bed warmer

It's better if you leave inflatable out of the search.

 

[.matthew.]

It's better if you leave inflatable out of the search.

You shouldn't speak for everyone

 

[Fiberglass Cyborg]

What's the matter with you people? Surely you get your chamber maid armed with a bed warmer to see to your night time comforts
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I actually have a warming pan I rescued from somewhere, but unfortunately it has a hole in it (and I don't have a coal fire anyway). Keep meaning to find a way to a) mend it or b) turn it into a banjo. Looks nice, though.

 

[Alex The G and T]

Better a Banjo than to set your house afire.

Maybe.

 

[hitmouse]

I've never understood the Hot Water Bottle.
The few times I've tried one, at the start, it was so scalding hot you couldn't get close to it.
When it cooled down it became a lump in the bed, that just seemed to be in the way all the time.
Maybe the secret is that I have never tried a furry Hot Water Bottle!
Oh... And Electric Blankets are the work of the devil!
There again, I am the person that sleeps with the window open all year round and never turns on the central heating.

Wrap it in a towel.

 

[Montero]

Better a Banjo than to set your house afire.

Maybe.

Or set your house on fire because of the banjo in it?
(Plinkity, plunkity, strum)

 

[Fiberglass Cyborg]

Or set your house on fire because of the banjo in it?
(Plinkity, plunkity, strum)

We'll take off and nuke the place from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.