You inspired me,
@AnRoinnUltra. Was supposed to be a quick one but I got totally carried away! I SO should have saved this for a challenge!
The chirruping gaggle surrounded the office television. On the screen, war hero Walton Longshanks’ proud bronze bust stood vandalised, his immaculate flowing locks dyed purple, his dignified army fatigues daubed with rainbow colours, and his iconic riding crop turned blood red by a thick paint that streamed all the way down his leg and granite pedestal to a symbolically gruesome puddle on the flagstones beneath the statue.
News of his 'alleged' beating of several ethnic minority servants had only come to light yesterday. Social outrage had never been so quick out of the starting blocks.
Office opinion was as diverse as the gender, colour, and upbringing of the staff themselves; proud nationalists, fiercely defensive of Longshanks’ legacy; skinny latte liberals baying for the man to be 'cancelled'; middlegrounders, keen for the truth to be unearthed and made public, but only to the extent that Longshanks’ copybook be suitably blotted rather than run through the shredder.
Conspicuous by his absence from the conversation was ‘Snazzy Sam’, aka Solomon N’ketta, the cleanest and best-dressed member of the crew. As an outspoken gay man of African parentage, he was probably the polar opposite of the national identity Longshanks’ had fought to protect. This morning, he had surprisingly little to say, however.
“Whattup, Sammy?” asked Bree, the receptionist, peering into Solomon’s cubicle, straining the invisible tether to her lift-facing desk.
“Hi Bree… morning,” mumbled Solomon.
“What’s up with you today?”
“Oh, just feeling a bit under the weather. Tired, really. Didn’t sleep very well. I wasn’t out or anything, I just took ages to get to sleep, so much running through my mind… work… love life… world peace, you know how it is. Do you get that sometimes? I get that all the time. Well, not all the time, but sometimes. But I’m always focused for work. I’ll just go to bed early tonight…” Solomon grinned. “Erm, how are you?”
Bree goggled at him. “I’m fine.” And her gaze wandered down his immaculately panted legs. “Your shoes weren’t up to coming in today?”
Solomon glared at his lurid socks. “Oh yeah, sorry. I… stepped in dog… you know.”
Bree’s eyes wandered to the cubicle’s darkest corner, and the loafers peeking out from behind Solomon’s wastepaper basket. “Dog… carcass?”
Solomon followed her gaze to the decidedly red soles of his beloved Pennys, which he stared at for a good few seconds, mouthing any number of possible responses. “I know… Next door, they… The dog loves… gazpacho soup. Yeah, they feed him gazpacho soup all the time. So weird. And his… poops are… yeah, red, and…” Solomon swallowed hard, before his face crumpled into a wince. “I think you’re right, I should go home if I’m not well.”
Solomon quickly bagged his shoes and dashed to the elevator. Bree stopped him before he could step into the lift.
“Take these,” she said, handing him a pair of worn shoes. “They’re Dave’s – I was going to take them to the cobblers but… given the sun’s come up now, you’ll need something a little less incriminating to go home in. They’re probably a size too big but, they’ll do.”
Solomon took the shoes, and backed into the elevator, eyes wide. “Th…thanks.”
“It’s okay.” Bree winked at him as the lift doors closed. “Longshanks was a pompous arse!”