First thing, I could have written this yesterday, but the little voice said, wait for an extra day to see the real score. I wasn't disappointed. I somehow knew it was going to be a low one. After skimming a couple of reviews, I think something isn't going right in Jon's play. In fact, this season has been all over the place and I really don't think it has been worth the extra wait we had to endure between the seasons, even if we got Mando 2.5 in the Book of Boba Fett.
Let's see how this unfolds...
I know I've written previously about the Mandalorian honour, and kept quiet about the lust for money, even though it's big part of their warrior culture; ie being guns-for-hire without the honorary bit.
Some of you might look at it that they've become mercs in the aftermath of the Purge, but honestly that's how the lore has depicted them over the years. Unlike ST Klingons Mando's got hired to do dirty work because they are so damn effective in what they do. You can see that they were able to take over the Imperial Star Destroyer and use it for effing chase-and-grab mission for the advantage.
Just like they did back in the day when they were in war with the Jedi. And that was another money job, not something idealistic that they needed or wanted to do.
If you look at them with cold eyes all that pragmatism, being honorary and noble just melts away because of their acceptance of jobs and using assets that are way bigger then the scope of the said. In this case, bringing back the prince to the Mon Kalamari dad after he did do a runner.
I have to say it's not an ideal opening for a glorious adventure of getting back Mando's under one banner and rule. Maybe the reason is that we don't want to really see their dark side, because we know the lust for bling can lead to very bad things...
Mum on chops and Dad running the COM job, what a nice family trip. Except for her, this was a duty, not something she'd been paid to do. The gathering of former Imperial assets speaks about the same thing, the idealism behind the throne of the Mandalore. Not something you get paid to do and I don't even think she's in the Armourer's payroll.
She's doing the gathering job because the Mandalore needs that as much as she needs to show that Bo is the Queen. Din might not think that he's a king material, but to be honest, there are a number of occasions where the upcoming king didn't think he or she was going to be the one.
I laughed when the planetary system took a control over Bo's vessels and she was not able to do anything. Although I suppose she could have tried fighting the control, but it wasn't a battle that they were willing to take because it was not the mission.
As a side note, taking over an independent vessel with another system and forcing the control is an information security issue that steps majorly over the individual privacy and one's free will. And it is something that the Imperium would have forced upon its citizens, except we have never seen it in the Coruscant. Not before the New Republic took over...
Jack Black as Captain Bombardier and Lizzo as the Dutchess. I hated their party scene, because it was voicing the corruption straight from the beginning, more so then them showing Din the problem in the regards of the scores of the former battle-droids is making a problem for the pacifistic culture.
The ideal pacifists would have found a way to solve the problem peacefully, while Mando's simply would have done the job the other way. After Din accepted the job, Bo was first to ask, "Why not turn them off?"
Christopher Loyd's answer was a delightful explanation of the 'true democracy' gone wrong. The citizens had voted for the high lifestyle on the account of the droids doing all the work, and they had nothing but an old, venerable man on trying to maintain the automaton fleet without fixing it ever.
It is another infosec issue that's wrong with this star system.
An interesting note here is that Bo request to speak with Ugnaughts went nowhere before Din used his kingly voice and requested to talk about the issue in hand according to their cultural ways. If you look closely, Bo had to put on her queenie face, even though she was surprised by his majestic presence.
She had to keep it that way, overly acting, until they were in the local pneumatic travelling system alone, before she could pop the question, "What was that?"
Din's answer was kingly explanation in the cultural ways.
I loved seeing droid foreman, even if it didn't said roger, roger at any point. But it also kind of confessed that none of the droid legion assests had been gone through a serious rewrite. It was that all the former battle-droids were under a new protocol, with their core programming still intact behind the covers.
Finish the joke, "Two Mando's walked into a droid bar..." Also, what is the classical BSG 'I am in your command' battle droid is doing there?
Well it looked like one in this angle, but as soon as it turned around it became a protocol droid. It was the bartender that explained the issue, and it even admitted that a lot of them had not gone through the reprogramming. Instead, they were an Ai collective under the utopistic democracy that without voicing their issue on being lifeforms instead of machines.
This is the same issue that the Bad Patch is going through in the Imperial Era where the Emperor's administration couldn't allow the Clone War veterans to have a voice ... or a life.
At the back room, the bartender explained the hack through a reprogramming fluid that the droid collective uses the liquid to 'refresh and lubricate' themselves. And on the side they get access to little extra.
The bread grumps lead back to Mr Loyd's administrator, where he confessed to being a loyalist to the Count Dooku and therefore to the former Separatist's faction. Even if he tried to deny it before Bo took Din's pragmatic line, and putting him done in the middle of the speech.
Interestingly, she also showed again being a princess in her expiation for shooting first as her disinterest in the 'politics.' As a princess she accepted the price, and even smiled at Grogu receiving an honorary knighthood, but back in the tube, she showed again her disinterest in the said politics.
Mando fleet. That is a serious collection of hardware. And something the First Order is going to have an issue with once the Mandos reappear in their system for the takeover business.
The problem Bo had was with Axe not recognizing her authority, the problem with her politics on her not wanting to be a leader. She had no voice to say, "I've come to reclaim my fleet," with the real authority behind it. So she was forced to challenge Axe as their leader.
It was only after the duel when she tried to use the Queen side of her, without using her balls, for allowing Axe to interrupt her speech and mocking the zealot. It winded her up so much that she had to put it that Din was true to his Creed and as much Mandalorian, if not more, than they once were.
Once is the keyword, because Axe's lot isn't really Mando's in my eyes, just guns for hire and therefore not far from the pirates in the last episode. Then the cultural issue came up and it was up for Din to explain Axe's lot the incident in the Mines of Mandalore, and therefore Bo being the owner of the Dark Sabre.
What he did was a majestic gesture, making him the King, even if Bo doesn't want to accept her role as the Queen of the Mandalore. I guess we all hate our jobs. No matter how cool they look in the eyes of the outsiders.