JunkMonkey
Lord High Vizier of Nowt
The think really fell apart for me - though most of the wheels had fallen off the show already and the transmission was dragging on the ground by this point - but it REALLY REALLY fell apart when heroine and reluctant side kick arrived at the Mos Eisley stand-in big city (Director's Commentary: "Only, like, you know, it's not, like, Mos Eisley because it's kinda like, a set from a Kurosawa movie only a bit futuristic, and, like, it's raining...").
Why would captain B**t**rd McNasty drop down and deal with an isolated village for grain when there was much bigger city a couple of days Not Horse Because it's Got a Star Trek Forehead Appliance's ride away? Why? It makes even bugger all less sense than anything else in the movie before or after.
Unless Villainship navigators come with an automated hero farm boy/girl detector - or the villain is so incredibly stupid he didn't notice the Not Mos Eisley just over the horizon, I can think of no other reason.
The pain of watching the rest of this P.O.S. was almost made up for by the "Give him everything!" line in the 'resuscitating our villain for the sequel' sequence. I nearly had a bladder related accident.
Why would captain B**t**rd McNasty drop down and deal with an isolated village for grain when there was much bigger city a couple of days Not Horse Because it's Got a Star Trek Forehead Appliance's ride away? Why? It makes even bugger all less sense than anything else in the movie before or after.
Unless Villainship navigators come with an automated hero farm boy/girl detector - or the villain is so incredibly stupid he didn't notice the Not Mos Eisley just over the horizon, I can think of no other reason.
The pain of watching the rest of this P.O.S. was almost made up for by the "Give him everything!" line in the 'resuscitating our villain for the sequel' sequence. I nearly had a bladder related accident.
