Annoying spelling, galling grammar, irksome words, frustrating phrases

Online and TV Breaking News headlines don't appear to get edited as they might in print, so that those that appear overnight can be odd. This morning (they've changed it now) the BBC was running with:

While I would have expected the most traumatic experience came before death.
Like the Evening News and Star in Cumbria, which was running a story on a museum's efforts to salvage the last Blackburn Beverley transport aircraft from the 50's under the headline: "Last surviving RAF aircraft begins its journey to Cumbria"

I knew there's been defence cuts, but really...?
 
It's Olympic year, so in a few months I will be annoyed by 'medal' being used as a verb, which is legitimate, apparently, but damaging to my ears.

Annoying Person: Joe Bloggs medalled in the 100m freestyle last night.
Me: Do you mean he cheated?
Annoying (now Annoyed) Person: No, he won a medal!
Me: Thank you.
Oh that is just horrible!
 
While I would have expected the most traumatic experience came before death.
That must depend on whether you believe in Hell.

Believers believe, I believe, that it can be fairly traumatic.
 
Middle class Land Rover Discovery owners who refer to their vehicles as Discos.
"We'll take the Disco to the gymkhana,darling."

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It's Olympic year, so in a few months I will be annoyed by 'medal' being used as a verb, which is legitimate, apparently, but damaging to my ears.

Annoying Person: Joe Bloggs medalled in the 100m freestyle last night.
Me: Do you mean he cheated?
Annoying (now Annoyed) Person: No, he won a medal!
Me: Thank you.
Ditto 'ask' being used as a noun. "It's a big ask." Apparently, that's legitimate as well but it still makes my blood boil.
 
Middle class Land Rover Discovery owners who refer to their vehicles as Discos.
"We'll take the Disco to the gymkhana,darling."

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There should be an investigation to find the person who first did it. No punishment is strong enough.
 
I remembered another two (from the real housewives again…sorry)

Using a percentage over 100. ‘Totally one hundred and fifty percent’

And possibly the most egregious:
‘Don’t passive aggress me!’
If we don't give at least 110%, how will we ever discover negative mass to go faster than 100% the speed of light?
 
The one that drives me crazy is the use of "loose" when you mean "lose."
I see this so much, I am loosing my min
It doesn't bother me because it is ridiculous. Having a single O as a long sound a double OO as a short sound is plain silly. ;)
 
Ditto 'ask' being used as a noun. "It's a big ask." Apparently, that's legitimate as well but it still makes my blood boil.
I also hate 'axe' and 'axed' being used instead of 'ask' and 'asked.' It's been happening in the US for years, but I've now heard it here in Australia a few times.

Yet another sign - as though we needed more - that the end of civilisation is nigh.
 
I also hate 'axe' and 'axed' being used instead of 'ask' and 'asked.' It's been happening in the US for years, but I've now heard it here in Australia a few times.

Yet another sign - as though we needed more - that the end of civilisation is nigh.
I suppose we should be looking out for "It's a big axe."
 

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