Peter Hopkirk ""The Great Gam: on Secret Service in High Asia" (1990)
A lengthy account of the paranoid dance played out between Britain and Russia @1800 - 1900 re who was cheating who out of territory in Asia that they felt belonged to them. Central to all this was British concern that Russia might invade India, thereby gaining control of the major Victorian source of revenue.
524 pages long. And it felt long. I am relieved to finish it.
However, it has been interesting, and I'm surprised how little I knew on these matters. To begin with, I didn't know that war between Russia and Britain was an ever-present possibility during this period, and that for at least 50 years Russia had entertained serious plans to invade India, as apparently had Napoleon back in the day. Although the author paints with a broad brush, there are still plenty of individual accounts of heroic derring do in high Himalayas and oases of Central Asia, as well as ill-informed governmental arrogance (such as the two invasions of Afghanistan and their associated disasters).
One aspect that stands out is the vast distances involved. For instance in the 1870s the Chinese Emperor finally roused himself to send a large army westwards to remote Sinkiang where a Moslem adventurer, Yakub Beg, had carved himself out a kingdom over a thousand miles long, and was now being courted by both Russians and British. The Chinese army took three years to get there, in the process planting and harvesting its own crops, before routing the interloper. Another example: in 1839 a Russian general set out with 5,000 troops and 10,000 camels to conquer Khiva, the northernmost Khanate of Central Asia. After three months he gave up, having got nowhere near his objective due to an early winter.
One final bizarre story in a book of bizarre stories.... Near the very end of this saga, in 1904, the Russian Navy had been hammered by the Japanese in the Russo-Japanese War, so the Tsar decided to send reinforcements all the way from the Baltic Sea to Korea. However, the Russian fleet only got as far as the North Sea when they mistook some British fishing trawlers on the Dogger Bank for Japanese Navy Torpedo Boats, despite these boats being a fair distance from Japan (!!!) and fired on them while also managing to fire and damage their own ships. This was the infamous "Dogger Bank Incident" in which the Russian Navy sank one trawler, damaged five others, killed two British fishermen and injured six others. Unsurprisingly this created a furore and almost led to war.
Truth stranger than fiction....