And here is story #5!
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DUMMY
Margaret Hohenvalder threw the pack of cards down with enough adolescent fury to send the dish of peppermint candies scuttling across the nubby plastic tabletop like a nervous crab. Father took the opportunity to pop one of the fragrant sweets into his mouth, now that it had migrated close enough to require no more effort than a wave of his hand.
Mother finished recording the results of their last game, put down her notebook and pencil, leaned her elbows on the table, and raised a single pale blonde eyebrow.
"What's the trouble, dear?" She had a way of dealing with teenage crises as if they were minor annoyances, like a fruit fly buzzing around a bowl of bananas.
"I hate playing three-handed!" Margaret stood and folded her arms in the stance of a warrior defending her homeland against an invasion by parental invaders.
"Your father and I played a lot of two-handed when we were on our honeymoon."
"That's not all we did." Father laughed loudly, sending a mint-scented breeze in Margaret's direction.
"Oh, Daddy, don't be gross." Defeated, Margaret sat back down and sighed in as melodramatic a fashion as Camille succumbing to tuberculosis, preferably as portrayed by Greta Garbo. "How am I ever going to be a world champion if I don't get to play
real bridge?"
Mother shrugged. "Any kind of practice helps."
"Now, now, Amelia." Father rubbed his bald scalp, as if he were polishing it to perfection. "The girl—"
"Young woman." Margaret resisted the temptation to stick her tongue out.
"The
child has a point. Genuine, honest-to-Hoyle auction bridge requires a quartet of players. Ever since the first Hohenvalder landed in the New World—"
"Here we go again," Mother said, to no one in particular.