captaintripps
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Hi all. This is the first bit of a story I've poste here before. Thing is, I'm trying to get it ready for submission and have hence given it a bit of an overhaul, which has proved to be much more difficult than expacted. It's quite a long one (oo-er!) at around 12k words, but I'll post in chunks and see if anyone keeps up.
Any errors pointed out would be gratefully recieved, but the bit I'm most concerned about is a flashback section in chapter three. I'm not sure whether the POV switches are handled ok, or whether they're confusing - so any specific comments on that bit would be doubly welcome (if and when you get to 'em!)
Ta in advance . . .
CAVEAT EMPTOR
Of Jobs and Snobs
I
When Laurel Vernier first stepped through my door I was enchanted. She entered my office unannounced, but nonetheless a welcome sight. Standing about five-five in beige sandals, she had sleek black hair bobbed just the way I like it, and when she moved she seemed to glide towards me. Close up, it was like sitting in a sudden breeze; I could smell her, powdered and fragrant, while I sat dripping in the close heat.Of Jobs and Snobs
I
She clutched her chequebook in one exquisitely manicured hand – another welcome sight. I have a penchant for cute ladies with gleaming chequebooks and I decided this was my kinda woman. She oozed class, which in my experience goes hand in hand with money. So, all in all this was a pretty good start even though my appealing visitor had yet to utter a word.
I offered her a chair, which she flowed into and sat calmly appraising me with eyes the colour of dollar bills.
“Mr Quirke?” Her voice had a fluid allure that briefly robbed me of my equilibrium. Gathering my wits I flourished a nod and shot her a breezy grin.
“How much for you to find my aunt?” Her question was unusually abrupt, but delivered with enough syrup to assuage any concerns . . . and her chequebook was winking at me with promises of Bermuda and cocktails.
“Oh, I’m sure we can work something out Miss . . ?”
“Vernier. Laurel Vernier”. She spoke slowly, as if tasting each word. I smiled again, leaning for the pack of Marlboro on my desk and taking the opportunity to get a lungful of her scent.
“That’s a lovely name,” I said, trying to sound sincere and failing miserably. “Well, Laurel - ”
“You may call me Ms Vernier,” she interrupted, and now the syrup had a hint of spice.
I raised my eyebrows, lighting the smoke and blowing the fumes across the desk. “Ok . . . Well, my normal rate runs at two-fifty a day or eleven hundred for the week,” right here was where I normally got shot down, “but we can always look at a . . . ”
“That would be fine Mr Quirke.”
This caught me unawares, but when it comes to funds I recover fast and I managed to keep my expression in order as she flattened the chequebook against a toned thigh and booked me for two weeks straight.
She skimmed the cheque towards me across the desk; I trapped it with a slap and was gratified to see her jump – it was nice to see her cool exterior slip a little.
“Very well, Mr Quirke . . . ”
“Please call me Johnny,” I offered.
“I don’t think so,” she said quickly, “I’d prefer to keep things businesslike. Talking of which, I need you to start on this immediately. It’s imperative that we find my aunt without delay. Also, so we have no unfortunate misunderstandings later on, I must stress the importance of discretion.”
“My middle name!” I interrupted. Miss Vernier regarded me with fish-like warmth.
“And, Mr Quirke, under no circumstances must you extend the scope of your investigations one iota further than is required to find my aunt.”
This seemed like a strange thing to say considering I hadn’t even started on the job. My opinion of this woman was changing fast; for one thing her officiousness was beginning to bug me, and for Johnny Quirke this normally heralds an imminent trip down the slippery slope towards active dislike. Also, although on the surface her concern for her aunt did her credit, I was nurturing a creeping suspicion that it had little to do with affection. No, there were more material considerations at play here or I was no Private Dick.
However, her chequebook and me were still best buddies and a relationship like ours was a beautiful thing, so I let it pass and gave her a humble nod.
“No problem Miss Vernier, you’re the boss. From now on my time is your time; I won’t even move my bowels without you approving the job.” She regarded me as though trying to decide whether I was humouring her – I was of course – and her lip curled in a decidedly unflattering way; I suddenly realised that this was one of those women who were only fleetingly attractive. The more you looked, the more the cracks showed; and the cat’s claws in her eyes.
“My aunt’s name is Leticia Pelletier. As far as we know she was last seen on Tuesday night of last week.
“And who was the last to see her?” I enquired.
“I was coming to that,” she snapped, and my feelings towards Ms Vernier slipped another notch or two. “My aunt holds weekly socials at her house on the west side of Ottawa. She is generally a solitary woman, but this is of her own devising. So it would seem that, to her, these gatherings were of some importance as they afforded her both the luxury of human company and the chance to indulge her . . . hobby.” She paused, grimacing slightly.
I sensed that this was pertinent and jumped in before she had chance to take the conversation elsewhere, “And what exactly is her hobby?”
She was fidgeting now and the sneering cast of her mouth became more pronounced.
“Well, it is ah . . . shall we say it might be deemed a somewhat unorthodox pastime. She likes to dabble in what she calls occult experimentation”. She seemed to shake herself mentally and looked me square in the eye for the first time in minutes, “Now I’m not talking about devil worship or Satanism or whatever you want to call it, let me make that perfectly clear.” She was talking with real vehemence now, and I raised my arms in a gesture of accord.
“No,” she continued, “ its just a hobby. You know, fortune telling and those card things - what are they called?”
“Tarot?”
“Yes. Quite. My aunt and her friends were doing nothing that can’t be found in a hundred houses in this city. People find such matters oddly invigorating, I’m sure you’ll agree?”
“Sure Miss Vernier, everyone’s into it.” Actually I didn’t agree, but her attitude seemed to brook no discussion. I gave her a smile that I hoped looked reassuring as she continued,
“Whatever; suffice to say that as far as we can tell it was after last weeks session that my aunt disappeared, and it is now imperative she be found without delay. You see, there are family matters that demand her personal and immediate attention. My aunt is trustee to a fortune,”
Bingo! I knew it!
“which cannot be touched without her consent. Documents exist, safeguards if you will, that cater for the event of her death but not her absence. Therefore, proceedings to unlock my mon . . . my aunt’s money may become messy and protracted, and this I will not tolerate. So you will do whatever is necessary – within the strictures I have cited – to find her. Is that clear Mr Quirke?”
Well, clear it was. Clear as day.
What wasn’t clear at the time was how events would unfold or I’d have kicked her out of my office regardless, retired to the country and slept with the light on for the rest of my life. However, as per usual all I could see were dollar bills and, as you may have gathered, such matters are very dear to my heart.
Or they were.
Before events taught me the value – and the frailty – of a much more fundamental currency.
II
After we’d ironed out the details Ms Vernier left in a cloud of perfume and attitude, leaving me to consider the case.
Missing persons’ can be the toughest nuts to crack. By definition they involve a legion of possibilities: kidnap, murder – bodies that are buried, burnt or sunk, sometimes by my clients who’ve been known to hire me only to validate their own innocence – amnesia, and sometimes people who lost themselves for no other reason than a need to be found. The ramifications are close to endless.
First off, I needed somewhere to start, a point of departure from which my reasoning could blossom, upon which my investigation could be founded.
The information I’d gleaned from my trick – an unfortunate term for my clients, I know; but this was how I’d grown to see ‘em – had given me my first hint. In the case of Leticia Pelletier the crux was this: something told me she might be hiding rather than missing, and trust me, there’s a significant difference.
Here’s how I saw it: from what I could gather, Mrs Pelletier was a woman in her mid sixties with no close friends other than her fellow spiritualists; she had cool family relations, and perhaps most importantly she had money. Real money. The kind that’s hard to spend; the kind that gets to be like a herd of rats – or whatever you call a whole tribe of the buggers. It multiplies. And if Laurel Vernier was representative of her aunt’s close family wouldn’t the old gal’s loyalties be primarily to herself? I know what my priorities would be if I were in her shoes; I’d use as much cash as it took to buy myself the biggest boat in the harbour and sail it straight toward some balmy island populated solely by Monroe-a-likes. Or Valentinos’ as the case may be.
Now this scenario may look a little too comfy and neat to the uninitiated. It may have been based purely on my own twisted outlook, or it may have been yet another case of Jonathon Quirke Patented-Inspirational-Thinking. All I know is that at the time it just smelled right, and I would have bet my last pack of Marlboro to a kid’s comic that I was pretty close.
I would’ve been left smoking the funny pages…