The most interesting way for Cat to bite it...

[JohnSnow]

This one is for Rudycrabs who just had to bring up that "Cat is the best"!!!!!!!!!!!

I have one of 3 ways...

1) Slightly less gory, drawn out, and dramatic, but highly symbolic - Jon Snow immobilizes her then decapitates her with Longclaw, or even more symbolic Oathkeeper!

2) Humorous and functional - Sansa has a chance encounter with her "mother" and begins to run to embrace her. As she draws near Cat's head raises allowing for Sansa to see the hideous face once concealed by the hood. In a fit she struggles to break free of her mothers grasp cause both Cat and Sansa to tumble fatally into a bonfire. Both would run around a little bit, consumed by fire until they finally expired.

3) Definitely my personal favorite, however I would have to wait a while and therefor endure more "un-Cat" shenanigans in the meantime - Danearys sweeps across the narrow sea and begins her assualt on the seven kingdoms. Aross the battlefield stand Lord Snow Commander of the Northern armies. IN between stands unCat. Danearys send her dragons out and they attack Cat tearing her dead wight body limb from limb then consuming each individual part. Jon Snow believes he is indebted to Danearys, they get together, hit it a couple times, then waylay the rest of the seven kingdoms along the way. As an added bonus the dragons could eat Sansa after Jon finds out she betrayed his father and their plans to sneak out of Kings Landing.

Thought this may relieve some of the sexual, cat is good, so is evil and incest, frustrations on the board!

snow

 

[hedgeknight]

3) Definitely my personal favorite, however I would have to wait a while and therefor endure more "un-Cat" shenanigans in the meantime - Danearys sweeps across the narrow sea and begins her assualt on the seven kingdoms. Aross the battlefield stand Lord Snow Commander of the Northern armies. IN between stands unCat. Danearys send her dragons out and they attack Cat tearing her dead wight body limb from limb then consuming each individual part. Jon Snow believes he is indebted to Danearys, they get together, hit it a couple times, then waylay the rest of the seven kingdoms along the way. As an added bonus the dragons could eat Sansa after Jon finds out she betrayed his father and their pland to sneak out of Kings Landing.
snow

I'm voting for #3 - the dragons are the fire baby, and they are gonna bring it! Would love to see 'em roast unCat and the Others - nothing like melted flesh on the battlefield. I mean, who doesn't remember the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark?
Then Jon and Dany doing the "nasty" in the furs! Oooohhh yeeaaaahhh!
What an ending!
-g-

 

[nixie]

3) Definitely my personal favorite, however I would have to wait a while and therefor endure more "un-Cat" shenanigans in the meantime - Danearys sweeps across the narrow sea and begins her assualt on the seven kingdoms. Aross the battlefield stand Lord Snow Commander of the Northern armies. IN between stands unCat. Danearys send her dragons out and they attack Cat tearing her dead wight body limb from limb then consuming each individual part. Jon Snow believes he is indebted to Danearys, they get together, hit it a couple times, then waylay the rest of the seven kingdoms along the way. As an added bonus the dragons could eat Sansa after Jon finds out she betrayed his father and their plans to sneak out of Kings Landing.

This one gets my vote, But can't the dragons burn Sansa to cinders while Jon toast marshmallows??
And when Sansa finishes burning...Cersei can be next

 

[AryaUnderfoot]

First of all, Cat did bite it. It's over and done with.

Secondly, if she were to bite it again, I'd rather have her... heh, heh... accost old Walder Frey... heh, heh... in his bed because apparently- heh, heh... the old ******'s still got it in him. He'd die of fright and she'd probably just re-die of shame.

 

[JohnSnow]

First of all, Cat did bite it. It's over and done with.

Secondly, if she were to bite it again, I'd rather have her... heh, heh... accost old Walder Frey... heh, heh... in his bed because apparently- heh, heh... the old ******'s still got it in him. He'd die of fright and she'd probably just re-die of shame.

Technically Cat will not truly bite it until we no longer have to see her in the story.

And although dying of shame is okay, especially if she takes that old coughing codger with her, but can we not have the dragons show up and burn them anyway?!? I feel like we need dramatic finaization. Anyone, ideas?

jb

 

[the_faery_queen]

can all her bits not just fall off? she is dead, after all? like a zombie in a film, where she slowly rots and things fall apart?

 

[rudycrab]

Well, Jon Snow, I hate to tell you this but zombies rock. None of your theories would ever work. Cat would just stumble over and eat those people's brains. Ash in Evil Dead had to cut of a hand and attach a chainsaw to win. So Jaime better start inventing.

 

[the_faery_queen]

Something to the head should do it. It tends to work with most zombie. An arrow, a general beheading. Or the fun of chopping off the limbs and creating a black knight (ala monty python, it was the black knight in the holy grail, rgith?) type situation with just a torso on the ground, issuing challenges.That would be fun

 

[JohnSnow]

Well, Jon Snow, I hate to tell you this but zombies rock. None of your theories would ever work. Cat would just stumble over and eat those people's brains. Ash in Evil Dead had to cut of a hand and attach a chainsaw to win. So Jaime better start inventing.

Maybe some one can shed a little light on this. I know that Dragon glass can wound, hurt, hill an Other, but I am not sure about Valyrian Steel. I thought that was the case.

In effect al of the ways for unCat to bite it are sound.

Color please...

 

[Dolorous Edd]

Maybe some one can shed a little light on this. I know that Dragon glass can wound, hurt, hill an Other, but I am not sure about Valyrian Steel. I thought that was the case.

In effect al of the ways for unCat to bite it are sound.

Color please...

Sam found some writing in AFFC about something called "Dragon Steel" which was apparently used with great effect against the Other's in the past. So it's blatantly Valyrian Stell.

We have spoken about this before in relation to the Other's "wights" (who i believe are different to cat and beric and anyone else thoros has resurected and not bothtered to tell us about (He's already done twice as many people as God and in about a 2000th of the time, so he certainly gets my vote for "Most Active Deity 2006" )), but someone (i forget who, sam i think) stabbed a wight with dragonglass, and it just shattered leaving the thing still alive, so whilst dragonglass and valyrian steel are fatal to Others, wights need to be burned or cut up into little bits. So i'm doubtfull obsidian or valyrian steel would make Cat melt, though it would be nice if it did.

 

[JohnSnow]

wights need to be burned or cut up into little bits. So i'm doubtfull obsidian or valyrian steel would make Cat melt, though it would be nice if it did.

Allright then change my #1 to: Slightly more gory, drawn out, and dramatic, but highly symbolic - Jon Snow immobilizes her then decapitates her and chops her to little bits with Longclaw, or even more symbolic Oathkeeper!

I still think Dragonfire will melt anything, and watching a dragon eat Cat piece by piece would be quite the ending.

 

[TK-421]

Too bad Biter had to get himself killed while chewing on Brienne's face. Oh well, I'm sure it will have something to do with Jaime. Especially if Brienne is dead. Imagine, the man she set free to bring her daughters back to him, does her in the end. I doubt Thoros would object to beig rid of her either.

 

[Delvor]

Number 3's good but how about number 1 with Jon using both swords

 

[dyffeg]

Hi all,
I reckon that she will die in someone's arms that she loves (with her daughters, Bran and Rickon), and that we will all feel sorry and pity, and shed a silent tear for her (no matter how much we hate unCat) because at last we will sympathise with her tragedy.

Haven't you noticed how often the "naughty" charactors seem to redeem themselves (eg Jaime I despised - eg throwing Bran off- but now he's a-trying hard to redeem himself). It could happen with unCat too!!!!!!
Regards,
Dyffeg
(Dyffeg ducks for cover, crying "I really do dislike unCat!"

 

[JohnSnow]

Dyffeg ducks for cover, crying "I really do dislike unCat!"

ROLTFL

 

[RhaegarTarg]

Iono.... maybe her and the Hound would hit it off... i mean.... both have mangled facess, both have "intimate" moments with fire(Uncat brought back to life and the Hound... well) and when theyre in the sack, the hound realizes 'why the hell am i doing this ungly broad' and he cuts her head off and goes and claims Sansa, eventually killing her too. Its bulletprood