Would you go through the Gate ...

sounds good to me, orangey planet...here we come!

starling :flash: :smokin: :nuts: :reyes: :)
 
Passport..check, spiced rum...check, all we need now is to speak to carkedit's brother to get the gorey pavement stories of days gone by!!! lol

starling :rolly2: :cool: ;)
 
OK....I went out with my sis-in-law for a bit of a bonding session....we went to this bar in town and I started drinking beers...which are great. Anyway, she was commenting on my lack of drunkeness and decided to order shots.

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so instead of deciding on what shots to order, she told the waitress to just keep supplying the shots...whichever ones she wanted (I think she kinda decided on the expensive ones) so after I had downed about 8 shots - which were triples I kid you not....I staggered outside and slumped onto the pavement. The pavement and I were becoming close mates, when my sis-in-law dragged me to the car. I managed to get into the seat and had to open the door to say hello to the sidewalk.
My bro was kinda glad the window opened most of the way down for the trip home.
LOL
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so my parents happen to be staying at my bro's the same time as me, and they have never witnessed me drunk. My bro had to practically carry me up the stairs to his apartment and then push me along the hallway to the kitchen.....I spent the next 12 hours saying hello to a bucket with my mom videoing it all for later viewing....

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Oh, and my bro spent an hour cleaning the hire car...

now the night out with my mates was a different story....LOL

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WOW, you must have been so drunk, so ill and so embarrassed, all at the one time lol. You poor soul! Bet you never did that again in a hurry? Well, apart form the night out with your mates, which also must be a REALLY good story...the plot thickens...lol

starling ;) :p :clown: :rolly2:
 
I'm used to all that by now..LOL...wasn't feeling too hot for about 12 hours...after that I was OK....haven't touched rum since...

OK, the night out with my mates....

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I was sitting at home...just finished work, didn't wanna go out....and my mate came home and said, lets go for A drink...I said ask Bob, Bob said if she goes I will...so we went to the pub for ONE drink....

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after several hours and many drinks...Mick decided he would start buying double OP rum (Its an Aussie overproof rum)....after we all started seeing double and this REALLY ugly woman (oops sorry, I was drunk, but she still wasn't pretty) and our other housemate joined us.....I decided to go home...

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picture this - the house is halfway down the hill and around the bend a little (like its occupants) and is about a 5 mins walk from The Crow's Nest - (dodgy pub my previous housemates were banned from in North Sydney) anyway...it took me an hour to walk home.....

I stagger into my room, and promtly vomit outta the window (gross I know)

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what must have been an hour later, the guys got back home, promptly made it past their rooms, and came in to see me. One passed out on my bed, the other stayed a while and staggered into the lounge.

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Bob redecorated his jeans......and then passed out in the lounge.....I tried to remove Mick, but he was a dead weight, so left him there....2 hours later the alarm went off, and we all got up for work

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I staggered to work...still very drunk....Bob did the same.....and was speaking to his plant all day. Mick threw a sickie. I managed to stay at work for about 2 hours...and then had to close the shop because I couldn't stand up properly. I went home..(good job my boss was on holiday..hehehe) crashed for a couple of hours...phoned up my mate who lives up the coast (great place, right on the beach) and then went up to stay with him for the weekend. I then met him down the pub and we all got drunk again.....

LOLOLOL...I didn't touch rum after that night until last year and those shots.....no rum for nearly 18 months.....

gee...great memories of Australia.....

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