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To Skip

and progress yet skip?? I had a couple of ideas, but I dont know the full lyrics to write it properly...

something with "i'm just a tau'ri dirtbag, baby"...maybe the opeing line "her name is Hathor..."

:D

PS I like the "stuck in the middle" you "old folks" still got what it takes ;);)
 
Re: To Skip

Originally posted by markpud
and progress yet skip??
what is it with the press ganging???
i wrote it (jackjack) but the disk corrupted :sigh: you will hafta wait till 2moro... (i am so angry, you wouldn't believe) i am trying but it wil be...
SHIPPY
to say the least
 
Re: To Skip

Originally posted by Skip

what is it with the press ganging???
i wrote it (jackjack) but the disk corrupted :sigh: you will hafta wait till 2moro... (i am so angry, you wouldn't believe) i am trying but it wil be...
SHIPPY
to say the least

Aww poor Skip I dont mean to pressgang you ;) take your time, make backups ;):D
 
did, actually, it's just me old laptop and a screwed floppy. it will come tonite, mark and i may end up writing urs, or maybe you should? ifu like, pm me...
 
wheatus

Should I? Shouldn’t I? Should I? Shouldn’t I??? Oh go on, then.

You asked for this, no, really, you did. Markpud, I never figured you for a shipper! In fact, I'm slightly worried myself as I SWORE I'd never ship and most my filks are heading that way (we won't discuss my pantos here, eh?) So EVERYONE TURN AROUND; I figure she'll go too far. Demure just ain't my style, you know what I mean???
***************************************Sci-Fi16: Season 4 spoilers!!! And for the rest without the blessing of Sky (Popsy be praised, the day I got it!!!) or other related whatnots. But I don't spoil much and you'd have to be a ship fan (I hate shippy eppies, btw!) to care much for what I do do.
Marksy, this is dedicated to you to show that even though I am whooping yo mikta elsewhere, there are no hard feelings... honestly. (And no, I don't have a knife in my other hand, it is a wowwypop! <Chocolate, of course...;)>)

US Airman.

She's my Major <Sam!>
I never dreamed I'd like her,
A scientist gal,
But we've seen so much together,
We've seen many a rock, (Daniel's and planets, btw)
Been through some tight spots,
But she doesn't feel a blam,
And she doesn't give a damn about me,

Cos I'm just a US Airman, baby,
I'm just a US Airman baby,
Could catch the hockey, maybe with me?
Ooh-ooh ooh ooh.

Her Dad's with the Tok',
He's in the 'Force too,
He'd think it a joke,
And laugh off his ass if he knew,
And then there's our Major Gen.,
I drive him round the bend,
And it's all against the rules,
I don't even get to choose.

Cos I'm just a US Airman, baby,
Though I may be greying, slightly, maybe,
Come fishing in Minnesota, baby with me?
Ooh-ooh ooh ooh!

Oh yeah, Airman! No she doesn't know what she's missing!
Oh yeah, Airman! No she doesn't know what she's missing!

It's time to go zen,
I've been through the drugs before-
When lo and beohld,
Before the Doc gets to drop me,
My head starts to shake,
So I might not be a zate(-tark, for those who don't know)
Here is my Major- *Sam*,
And she obviously gives a damn, she won't leave me.

'I got an idea for why the tests are shaky,
I have feelings for you and you me, baby,
Though I'm just a US Airman- lady, like you,
Ooh-ooh ooh ooh!'

Oh yeah! Airman! No she doesn't know what she's missing!
Oh yeah! Airman! no she doesn't know what she's miss-ing...

Big Ending, lots of nifty riffs and eventually, the ground shakes as the Gate opens in perfect synch... wow. Don't you just hate me for writing that! I hate me!!! But it was the only filk my addled brain could think of at the time and it stuck, dammit! Geez, Mishy, do me a favour and put me out of my misery!!!! Promise I'll steer clear of Jack for a while... (um, and how do we propose to do that? You just know I'm *itching* to use him (and maybe abuse him;)) again....

I goes puts me brain cell back to bed. Everybody say g'night to Fred! May be some time before he's fit for ANYthing after that!

I may even end up writing a Hathor one too.
 
do u want...

me to hit you, boy? come on, i did all the hard work for you! and i'm here to give a hand (or shout!)
cheers,
P.Pud to work!!!!
 
Re: do u want...

Originally posted by Skip
me to hit you, boy? come on, i did all the hard work for you! and i'm here to give a hand (or shout!)
cheers,
P.Pud to work!!!!


nooo dont hit me, I'll be a good boy...
 
ok no hit mark. mark good. mark does like choc. sing songs 4 mark instead. we are man utd and we're off to wem-ber-ly! the rest are, alas, unprintable!
 
well we're not off to wemberley as its gone now ;)

But we have been to Old Trafford tonight :D and won 3-0 :D

I doubt many of the terrace songs could be transmorphed into filks though ;)
 
ummmm.... dont laugh at this:

Glory glory A-apophis,
Glory glory A-apophis,
Glory glory A-apophis,
As the Jaffa go marching on on on :D
 
pretty damn good...







for a first attempt!


apophis is illegitemate,
he ain't got no birt certificate,
he's no harcesis, that's for definate,
kree sha apophis-ah!
 
FILKFEST

scraping the barrel, I know, but here's a wee filk about 2 of my fave things, Stargate and cats
Dedicated to my gone but not forgotten moggie who graced us with many a wee "gift" (uurghh fetch a cloth)

based on "Rat in Mi Kitchen"by UB40
-----------
There's a cat in the gateroom what are we gonna do
There's a cat in the gateroom what are we gonna do
We're gonna zat that cat, that's what we're gonna do
We're gonna zat that cat

When we step on the ramp, there's a puddle of damp
And Daniel get's the blame
When we catch you out, we will throw you out
And you got no-one to blame

There's a cat in the gateroom what are we gonna do
There's a cat in the gateroom what are we gonna do
We're gonna zat that cat, that's what we're gonna do
We're gonna zat that cat

When we're out on patrol, you sleep on our clothes
And you cover them all with hair
When we catch you out, we're gonna comb you out
'Coz you really don't seem to care

There's a cat in the gateroom what are we gonna do
There's a cat in the gateroom what are we gonna do
We're gonna zat that cat, that's what we're gonna do
We're gonna zat that cat

When we walk through a door, there's a gift on the floor
Poor Siler has to clean the mess
Better catch you soon, we have guests at noon
But where you hide we just can't guess

There's a cat in the gateroom what are we gonna do
There's a cat in the gateroom what are we gonna do
We're gonna zat that cat, that's what we're gonna do
We're gonna zat that cat

You land on Jack's head, wqhen he's asleep in his bed
Poor Tela'c's afraid to go to sleep
Sam thinks you're a pet, 'coz you haven't crapped on her yet
Boy! The trouble you're in is deep

There's a cat in the gateroom what are we gonna do
There's a cat in the gateroom what are we gonna do
We're gonna zat that cat, that's what we're gonna do
We're gonna zat that cat

There's a cat in the gateroom what are we gonna do
There's a cat in the gateroom what are we gonna do
We're gonna zat that cat, that's what we're gonna do
We're gonna zat that cat
---------------------------

promise something better next time

honest

cheers
Mishkaz
 
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