wheatus
Should I? Shouldn’t I? Should I? Shouldn’t I??? Oh go on, then.
You asked for this, no, really, you did. Markpud, I never figured you for a shipper! In fact, I'm slightly worried myself as I SWORE I'd never ship and most my filks are heading that way (we won't discuss my pantos here, eh?) So EVERYONE TURN AROUND; I figure she'll go too far. Demure just ain't my style, you know what I mean???
***************************************Sci-Fi16: Season 4 spoilers!!! And for the rest without the blessing of Sky (Popsy be praised, the day I got it!!!) or other related whatnots. But I don't spoil much and you'd have to be a ship fan (I hate shippy eppies, btw!) to care much for what I do do.
Marksy, this is dedicated to you to show that even though I am whooping yo mikta elsewhere, there are no hard feelings... honestly. (And no, I don't have a knife in my other hand, it is a wowwypop! <Chocolate, of course...
>)
US Airman.
She's my Major <Sam!>
I never dreamed I'd like her,
A scientist gal,
But we've seen so much together,
We've seen many a rock, (Daniel's and planets, btw)
Been through some tight spots,
But she doesn't feel a blam,
And she doesn't give a damn about me,
Cos I'm just a US Airman, baby,
I'm just a US Airman baby,
Could catch the hockey, maybe with me?
Ooh-ooh ooh ooh.
Her Dad's with the Tok',
He's in the 'Force too,
He'd think it a joke,
And laugh off his ass if he knew,
And then there's our Major Gen.,
I drive him round the bend,
And it's all against the rules,
I don't even get to choose.
Cos I'm just a US Airman, baby,
Though I may be greying, slightly, maybe,
Come fishing in Minnesota, baby with me?
Ooh-ooh ooh ooh!
Oh yeah, Airman! No she doesn't know what she's missing!
Oh yeah, Airman! No she doesn't know what she's missing!
It's time to go zen,
I've been through the drugs before-
When lo and beohld,
Before the Doc gets to drop me,
My head starts to shake,
So I might not be a zate(-tark, for those who don't know)
Here is my Major- *Sam*,
And she obviously gives a damn, she won't leave me.
'I got an idea for why the tests are shaky,
I have feelings for you and you me, baby,
Though I'm just a US Airman- lady, like you,
Ooh-ooh ooh ooh!'
Oh yeah! Airman! No she doesn't know what she's missing!
Oh yeah! Airman! no she doesn't know what she's miss-ing...
Big Ending, lots of nifty riffs and eventually, the ground shakes as the Gate opens in perfect synch... wow. Don't you just hate me for writing that! I hate me!!! But it was the only filk my addled brain could think of at the time and it stuck, dammit! Geez, Mishy, do me a favour and put me out of my misery!!!! Promise I'll steer clear of Jack for a while... (um, and how do we propose to do that? You just know I'm *itching* to use him (and maybe abuse him
) again....
I goes puts me brain cell back to bed. Everybody say g'night to Fred! May be some time before he's fit for ANYthing after that!
I may even end up writing a Hathor one too.