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[Jacob]

Sir, permission to beat the crap out of this man.
From Bane.

 

[Manco]

Correct

 

[Nariko Fanel]

ooh!

Major, the next time ****** gets the ***** to **** someone ***** *** ^_^ one of my favs and heres one So there could be a **** out there who acctually *********** what you're ******? heeeeeee! I just saw Point Of View and O'Niell once again gets the best lines^_^

 

[Leelu]

I only have half of this one:

"Major, the next time Daniel gets the urge to help someone, shoot him."
That line is from Demons.
Arrggg-I cannot remember the blanks in the next line.

 

[Nariko Fanel]

righteeo!

correct on the first one and the second one hint it's right after Danie explains the infinate possibilitys for alternate realitys^_^

 

[skydiver]

for the second one:
so there could be a jack out there that understands what you're saying

 

[Nariko Fanel]

yay!

giove yourself a dutch rub for a job well done^_^

 

[Vera]

Try this one: "So what exactly are we going to see after this ******* ******? I mean, it is ***** and it is a ****."

 

[chupivore]

"So what exactly are we going to see after this eclipse begins? I mean, it is black and it is a hole."
"Well it might be a black hole." ROTFLOL. That's from singularity.

 

[Vera]

You're right, chup.

 

[Vera]

Easy one: "*********, you are an ***** ***** *** ** *** ****, why couldn't you have taken just *** *** ***?!"

 

[chupivore]

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!

"Maybourne. You are an idiot everyday of the week. Why couldn't you have taken just one day off." Sam to Maybourne in Foothold.

 

[chupivore]

"You've got **** ****."
"To which **** are you *********, *'*****?"
"The one that **** 'I **** ********** about this ******* but **** down I **** we're ***** *** ***** *****'."
"No. The ***** ***."
"**."

 

[Leelu]

Yahoo! I've got this one. I must have some left-side, right-side deficiency because these are not easy for me!

"You've got that look"
"To which look are you referring"
"The one that says 'I have a bad feeling about this, but deep down I know we are doing the right thing'"

"No. The other look"
"Oh."
Teal'c raises his eyebrow a notch as he heads for the gate.

 

[chupivore]

Congrats.

Here's another one.
"The ****** had this *** *** **** - 'The *'*****'"
"Oh ****?"
"But.. We had to **** it **."

 

[Leelu]

Hot dog, I am on a roll!!!

"The Asgard had this great new ship-'The O'Neill'".
"Oh, yeah?"
"But...We had to blow it up".

Jack's face falls, in a most adorable manner!

 

[Vera]

Another one:
"**. *******, if you don't mind, ******** ** *****."
"I'm ** *************."
"I know, but you're also * ******."
"...** ***********."

 

[chupivore]

Aris Boch:"Dr. Jackson, if you don't mind, treating my wound."
Daniel: "I'm an archaeologist."
Aris Bock: "I know, but you're also a doctor."
Daniel: "...of archaeology."

Daniel and Aris in DMS.

 

[Vera]

Well done, chup.

 

[Vera]

Here's another one:

"******** ** ******* is a quick way to * ***** *******."
"Oh, I'm not going ** ****** ***, *********. I'm going ** ***** ***."