ATTAC

[Geronimo]

WE WILL ATTAC THE TAU'RI WITH ION WEAPONS !!!

WE DISCoVWERD THE TECHNIQUE OF ION BEAMS .. WE WILL DESTerOY YOUR LITTLE PLANET AND THEM WI'LL ENsALAVE THE WHOLE PLANET ..... CHANGE TO THE RIGHT GODS AND YOU'LL BE FREED FROM US ..

APOPHIS WILL PROTECT YOU AgAIBsT THE WWEAK TAU'Ri GOD !!!

 

[padders]

not a chance

 

[Martouf]

hehe, a different sort of thread

 

[skydiver]

ummmmm...i don't think so.

we may not be able to pick a president but we can still unite to kick your alien tuckas

 

[Geronimo]

ur next president isn't votable 'cos it's apophis ..

then, votes are history ....

 

[Martouf]

I could live with that

 

[jsc]

Hi, Geronimo, Servant of Apophis!

Hey, Mr. Alien dude,

Guess what, If you don't take us over you don't get Florida and it's chads! Or polution or Showtime!

(Geronimo, have you named your two aliens yet?)

 

[Geronimo]

kel sha jsc !!

yep i've ... look at http://www.ascifi.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=1583 ..

kree sha !

 

[jsc]

Thanks to the Servants of Apophis!

Thanks Geromino! Say Hi to Apophis and Klo'rel for me!

They can attack any time! Hey, when in L.A., stop by and see me! All three of you!

 

[Geronimo]

I've told them ..

when capturing earth we'll visit ya' and if u want u can join Apophis' forces ...

so hold a coffee ready, we're bringing cake

kree sha

 

[jsc]

Thank you kind servant of Apophis and little alien friends!
Will keep the coffee hot! what do Apophis and Klo'rel like to drink or is coffe fine for them too!

 

[coffeecup]

Geronimo,servant of Apophis, if you attack Earth,could you stop by a grocery store and pick up some cream for the coffee?..........oh, don't forget the little "Jaffas cakes" to go with the coffee, Thanks.

 

[Geronimo]

they'll try the "drink that makes the tau'ri awake" ..

but in case it will not taste them i've take a drink of chulak with us ...

the grocery store will not exist any more when we arrive @ ur home but don't be worry, we'll order the attackin' units to take some cream with them

kree sha

 

[skydiver]

well geronimo i hate to be an ingracious host but you're gonna have to bring your own jaffa cakes cause they don't have them here in the states...and quite frankly if it'll mean we don't have to listen to al gore or george bush whine about who's gonna be the boss...come invade.

 

[coffeecup]

hey sky,didn't jsc say she makes pecan pies? Geronimo could ask the guys to stop by her place and get a couple of pies to go........anyone else want to contribute to the "invadsion(sp?) feast"?,but, they will have to wait until after Friday..........got to see the show!

 

[skydiver]

yeah, jsc does pecan pies, then they can stop at my place for some killer margaritas and i can make this killer dip...we'll have a fiesta here, where to next?

 

[jsc]

Gotta be at coffeecup's in Florida, unless my brother gets his Christmas wish for a giagantic saw! Coffeecup, twin promised I could sen you a warning first. Also have to get my cousin out, too!
Venue So Far:
Coffee, pecan pies (my sweet potato isn't up to brother in law's mother's quality!!) applesauce cake, molasses cookies and my gran's sugar cookies. LA MY PLACE.

Margaritas and dip with ? (no possum please) Skydiver's in Kansas

Coffeecup's home in Florida (if it is still attached to the US) for....?

 

[Geronimo]

hehe and after complete capturing the earth we'll rename the teams in cheyenne mountain into goa'uld attacking unit (GAU) leaded by apophis and klor'el and an goa'uld exploration unit (GEU) ..

kree sha

 

[jsc]

First we party then you guys can try and take over the world!

Hey, coffeecup, what are you serving for the invasion party?

 

[Geronimo]

kel sha !

let's party on a space ship 'cos on earth there won't be so much noise from all the guns

kree sha