Fave Quotes From Series 3

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I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS!!!

Jack
Legacy

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*who loves this so much she has it as her sig....*

 

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Maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn't you have just taken one day off!!!???!!

Sam
Foothold
....about time Sam got some great lines....

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Solider - Pretending not to be dead will just get you into more trouble.
Jack - More trouble than dead?


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Rules of Engagement

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He also wanted me to tell you that the whole, "Invasion of the Tauri" idea has been cancelled due to...rain.

Jack
Rules of Engagement

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Teal'c - Appearances may be deceiving.
O'Neill - One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
Daniel - A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.
O'Neill - Never run with scissors

Urgo

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My friend and I had much fun with this for weeks after the epi was aired....guess you had to be there....but it was funny...honest!! lolol

 

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*is off to watch more epis for more quotes*

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hey carkedit, they were great, brought back a lot of happy memories, jack is definatly the man when it comes to quotes...peachy

 

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yeah carkedit, you've recalled some absolute gems that I'd forgotten about

more please

 

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Okay. Daniel, have fun. I know you will. Teal'c, make friends as always.

Jack
Learning Curve

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Alright, so it's possible there's an alternate version of myself out there that actually understands what the hell you're talking about?

Jack
Point Of View

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Can't blame a girl for trying.


Jack
Deadmans switch

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Because I'm intimidated by your intelligence. Where's the confusion here?

Jack

Forever in a day

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Oh, my. There is a distinct lack of optimism in this room.

Jack
Past and Present

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Jack - Linea is dead, right?
Sam - Well...if those two bodies that Ke'ra found really were the Vian elders that Linea was experimenting on....
Jack - Don't say it, Carter.
Sam - Sir, we wouldn't recognize her even if she walked in the front door.
Jack - Don't, ah, ah.... La la la la la la!
Sam - Sir, she has the knowledge of chemistry, the medical skills.... I think we have to at least face the possibility that Ke'ra is Linea.

LOLOL..I love this with Jack covering his ears..LOL

Past and Present

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Danny - He said Hell, right?
Jack - Well, I'm gonna end up there sooner or later. Might as well check out the neighborhood, huh?

Jolinar's Memories

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Jack - Have I mentioned to you that I hate surprises?
Martouf - We have a long journey ahead of us There'll be much time to inform you of all the details.
Jack - Ah, see, now that puts me in a position to be surprised.

Jolinar's Memories

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Na'onak - Who are you?
Jack - People of little consequence, pay no attention to us.

Jolinars Memories

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Jolinars Meories has some right little gems....lol

 

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Jacob - Are you crazy?
O'Neill - apparently.

Joilnars Memories

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How's a needle in my butt gonna get water out of my ears?

Jack
Foothold

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Is that a money back if you're not completely alive guarantee?

Jack
Pretense

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