This has got to be the daftest thread yet (guess that's why I like it). And I'm still giggling at Hammond Eggs (it's so bad, it's brilliant).
Kentucky Fried Maybourne.
Goa'ulash. (I believe it's Hungarian)
Anise Tart (miaow, sorry, couldn't resist)
FlapJacks (ooh, don't mind if I do)
Double Teal'c burger with nothing on (wahey)
Sammy doughnuts (a variation on Jammy Doughnuts which won't work in the US coz I think they're called Jelly Doughnuts, but you get the idea)
Jacobs Crackers (it's a brandname thing)
Wow, I must eat WAY too much take-out and cake. Shame. heheh