Jack: Um, a friend of mine disappeared from around here on Saturday morning. Woman, about 5'9ish, blonde.
Homeless Guy: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Jack: Why not?
Homeless Guy: Well I'm just a crazy old guy with a shopping cart
full of cans.
Jack: I'm just a cynical Air Force guy with a closet full of National Geographics.
Homeless Guy: Can I have `em?
Jack: What do you know?
Homless Guy: She was feisty, put up a fight.
Jack: With whom?
Homeless Guy: Ninjas. Three, maybe four. Happened fast, they pulled up in a white van, grabbed her. I've been telling the police about ninjas for years, you think they listen.
Desparate Measures