What about...
Oh sure, Jack and Daniel are both fine gents, but what about poor Hammy?? The general never gets a look in!
He'd be great boyfriend material. Lets see...
Being female, I know that lipstick is an essential item in an young ladies handbag. Personally, I need a mirror, but hark! A mirror can not possible fit in a handbag!!
(okay, you could fit a compact mirror in, but that's besides the point)
This is where our hero,sex god, boyfriend Hammy steps in!
You can use successfully apply your lipstick without worry as you stare at your reflection on his bald head.
Being female, I know how much we love to chat on the telephone, but hark! What about the phone bill???
This is where our hero,sex god, boyfriend Hammy steps in!
He has that lovely red phone in his office for you to use! You can even talk to the President!
Being female, I love kittens, they are just so cute and fluffy, but hark! I'm always away from home. Who will look after the fluffy bundle of joy??
This is where our hero,sex god, boyfriend Hammy steps in!
Our George will let you bring your fluffy kitten to work! Especially now that Major Carter gave the other cat to Narim.
Being female, I know us girls like to breathe and eat food or else we die
(okay Im being really silly now!) and there is no place better to eat and breathe than sitting in a park with a pinic on a summers day, but hark! The weather is terrible today and I don't want my lovely golden locks of hair to get wet! What shall we do???
This is where our hero,sex god, boyfriend Hammy steps in!
Our hunky, once ginger haired hero has control of the stargate! He can order the stargate to be dialed up and he would whisk you away to a topical planet!!
So you guys can keep your Daniel, Jack, Teal'c, Martouf and all the rest of them!
I find nothing more alluring than a short,fat,bald man in short sleeved shirts! ;-)
Nicola! x x
..... actually I think I'd pick Daniel!