An ASci-Fi Stargaters Party

[Indiana]

"I don't know how to play go fish Highlander, but I'll teach you how to play sh*t head."

*Indiana grabs a bottle of Vodka and two glasses from the bar*

"We'll need this"

*Indiana and Highlander two sit down to play Shithead,but before they get Started Roy Walker from Catchphrase busts in the door with a Tommy Gun*

Roy Walker: "Ok, nobody move or they get a Lead Sandwhich"

*Indiana now pissed at having his game of Shithead interuppted gets up and faces up to Roy*

"Ok, charleton. We're trying to get a game of sh*t head so get the heel out of here"

*Roy Walker Laughs at Indiana's attempt at diplomacy *

"It's good, but not good enough"

*Roy takes a cigar out of his pocket, puts it in his mouth lights it and takes a puff. he then begins to open fire with a Tommy Gun. Indiana Runs out of the way quickly while Roy Fires Vigorously at the ASci-Fiers taking cover. Indiana fed up with all this nonsense gets up and faces up to Roy Walker while he's reloading. Pulls out his whip and cracks that Tommy Gun right out of the ex-Catchphrase presenters hand.*

"You know whats gonna happen next roy?"

Roy: "Yeah. I'm gonna run out of this bar as quickly as possible"

*Indiana smirks*

"Riiiiiigggggghhhhhtttttttt!!!!!!!!"

*Roy cowardly runs away from the ASci-Fi Party in shame just as he left Catchphrase*

 

[spookypumpkin]

hi campers, sorry i'm late to the party. did i miss anything?

<<sits down at table and pours self rum and coke>>

i can play rummy, anyone up for a game?

picks up 2 packs of cards, and starts to shuffle them.

...:alienooh:

 

[Indiana]

*Indiana is sitting alone in the corner with his bottle of Whisky thinking about his famous victory over Roy Walker. His hat is draped over his head and he is in deep thought. But his ear twitches at the sound of Spooky Pumpkins mention of Rummy. He stands up and walks over to Spooky Pumpikin, puts the bottle of whisky down on the table and takes a seat. He then removes his fedora and looks into Spooky Pumpkins eyes*

"You deal"

 

[spookypumpkin]

Originally posted by Indiana
......................................................stands up and walks over to Spooky Pumpikin, puts the bottle of whisky down on the table................................................

spookypumpikin..... i like that...

 

[spookypumpkin]

<<spoox deals out the first round and they take their cards>>

<<H2, being H2, tries to cut the tension with a knife.....>>

 

[Indiana]

*Indiana looks at his cards in Amazement*

"I know I'm lucky but I've never been this lucky before. Looks like you've lost this game Spooky."

*Indiana puts his cards down to show a royal flush and the 2,3 and 4 of spades*

"You owe me"

*Indiana is about to get up off his seat when Apohis steps in the door with a troop of his personal Jaffa*

 

[tatter]

*barges in room and knocks Aphosis to the ground*


hey i heard there was a party in here:rolly2:

 

[Indiana]

*Apophis upset at being knocked over by Tatter rises to his feet.*

"yeah there's a party here, but your not invited"

*Pulls out his ribbon device and begins using it on Tatter. Indiana rises to his feet. Hold that beam Apophis*

"I've got a chicken and I'm not afraid to use it."

*Suddenly Skip jumps in*

"Hey thats my line!"

"Sorry, I forgot. Hey pops. I've got a whip and I'm not afraid to use it."

*Apophis Laughs at Indiana*

"You're an Archaeologist. What can you do? I've seen you're Archaeologists. They are pathetic"

*Now Indiana is pissed. He pulls out his Whip and removes the hand from tatters forehead, tatter scrambles away and quickly takes a drink. Apophis scowls and pulls up his hand*

"You will die a painful death, Tau'ri"

*Indiana Smirks*

"May'be, but not today"

*Indiana the fastest gun in the west, drawas his gun and shoots Apophis dead*

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by spookypumpkin
<<spoox deals out the first round and they take their cards>>

<<H2, being H2, tries to cut the tension with a knife.....>>

ahem -- that would be -- w/ a sword

(just clearing the air)

okay -- now that Apophis is gone -- ya gonna deal again, or what?? tho i suck at Rummy too --

 

[Indiana]

"I'm not too much of a poker player, but how about we get one of those lovely strippers in here to us a dance?"

 

[julie]

now that Apophis is gone

Apophis never dies remember!...Can I join in H2 & Indiana? PLEASE!

 

[Indiana]

*Apophis rises to his feet as was prophesisied by Julie. Indiana turns and looks on in horror*

"Julie duck."

*Julie Ducks. Then a duck walks in*

Apophis: "This is not the last time you will hear of me. I am like a bad penny. I always turn up!"

*Apophis leaves with his jaffa thumping about. Indiana shouts at them*

"Remember to wipe your feet next time you come in here"

*Indiana Turns to Julie*

"Welcome to the party Doll"

 

[tatter]

after downing a few shots to recover from getting ribboned--

strippers...only if they're male strippers!!

how'z about a friendly game of....i don't know..what do you guys wanna do?

 

[Indiana]

*Indiana throws tatter a Bottle of Vodka*

"Take a few more of these. It'll make you feel better"

 

[Highlander II]

we could throw darts ---
<points to dartboard>

welcome to the party, Julie!! pull up a stool, grab a drink and enjoy! - this is Indiana's party ----- he started it by kicking in the door ---

and -- good riddance to Apophis ----

 

[Indiana]

"Hey, I might have started the party but it's you guys who have helped carry it. It's like Stargate. Roland Emmerich started it then Brad Wright carried it further, but it was us fans who carried it to where it is now."

*Indiana goes over to the hat Stand and picks up his fedora and places it on his head. Puts his leather Jacket on and Zips it up.*

"I gotta be going now. I will be back soon...but not yet"

 

[tatter]

grabs vodka, takes a swig while wave bye to indy

ok, then- darts it is?

 

[pamie]

Originally posted by tatter
grabs vodka, takes a swig while wave bye to indy

ok, then- darts it is?

Great I love darts....can I play?

*pulls out bottle of Vodka*

and I will even share this!!! :evil:

 

[imported_Sandman]

liquor and sharp projectiles do not make good bedfellows!

oh, well, i brought a helmet and safety goggles--pass the bottle:wink2:

 

[pamie]

Originally posted by Sandman
liquor and sharp projectiles do not make good bedfellows!

oh, well, i brought a helmet and safety goggles--pass the bottle:wink2:

LOL

Don't blame you!!