Highlander Quotes

Amanda (reading from Carolyn Marsh's book): This was the man her father had hired to protect her: this barbarian... this smoky-eyed Scot... this... Duncan MacLeod!
Duncan: What? [Water sprays everywhere] WHAT?!

Carolyn: Why, Duncan, that would be premature evacuation, n'est-ce pas?

Amanda, catching Carolyn trying to ravish Duncan: Well, yippee-kai-yay, the rodeo's in town.
"Dramatic License"
 
Carolyn Marsh: "It's simple, Duncan Mac.... Duncan MacLeod is a klutz."

Highlander Blooper Reel #2

(i can't remember the actual line - so i used the screw up instead - it's funnier anyway!)
 
Methos: If they carry a sword and I haven't been formally introduced, I get shy.

Joe: Just what is so entertaining?
Methos: MacLeod tussling with another of his, um, moral dilemmas.
Duncan: There are times I really don't like you.
Methos: That's okay. Sometimes I don't like myself.

Duncan: Since when are you my attorney?
Methos: Whatever you need: lawyer, doctor, Indian chief - I've got paperwork to cover it all.

"The Valkyrie"
 
Originally posted by Diamond9697
That's one of my Fave scenes too

Joe: Just cause you couldn't keep it in your pants two hundred years ago, you expect me to turn over the Chronicles.
Methos: That was the basic idea, yes.
Joe: I'll bet it was.
Methos: Come on! You do it for MacLeod! To Be
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this last one, Dia - is from "Indiscetions" -- no "To Be" - think you got "To Be" happy there ----- it hit me the other day when i read it, but i couldn't figure out why i thought it wasn't quite right - just got it --- wrong ep --- but the quote's right - and very funny! :lol:
 
Cop tells Tessa, Richie, and Duncan that the dead woman is in the morgue...

Tessa: "Aren't they usually dead? Or do you sometimes make mistakes?"

Free Fall

(which is rather ironic, b/c when they go to the morgue, the woman is missing)
 
Richie: I was staring right down the barrel of that goon's gun. I can't believe it, Mac! Right down the barrel and I didn't even blink. Mac? Is that how it feels every time?
Duncan: No. Only when you're a damn fool.

"Eye for an Eye"

*smacks forhead* I knew that was from Indescretions..
 
Devereaux: "I was never here."
Richie: "Yeah, I know. I just had a major memory blowout."
Free Fall



Tessa: "I may not be able to kill you, but I will give you a facial you'll never forget."
Free Fall
 
Darius: Well, it's not a sin for your mother to take your ex-boyfriend. Bad taste, perhaps, but no sin.

LeBrun: If this man kills again because you're holding out on me, I will personally have your head.
Duncan: Well, I think you're gonna have to wait in line.

Tessa: So, what do you think of our fertility goddess?
Duncan: I think she's wasting her time around me.
Richie: I suppose there are worse things one could be than a sex object.

"For Tomorrow We Die"
 
Duncan: "Now this is an interesting test of your reflexes. Can you turn and fire that thing before I skewer you? Good news is, I'm rusty, I might miss. Bad news is, I'm really pissed."

Bad Day in Bldg A
 
Katana: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, it's going to rust.

Juan Ramirez: I see you've remembered almost everything I taught you.
Conner MacLeod: I've had a lot of practice lately.
Juan Ramirez: Well, there's no subsitute for experience.
Conner MacLeod: What experience? You've been DEAD for five hundred years!

"Highlander II: The Quickening "
 
Methos:Cute I can do cute.




ok I don't know where this is from all I know is its Methos
 
Duncan: So, how did you find me? Witchcraft?
Cassandra: Why bother. It's the 20th century, I used a detective agency.

"Prophesy"

And that episode was "Timeless" one of my personal faves ;)
 
Originally posted by Dru
Methos:Cute I can do cute.




ok I don't know where this is from all I know is its Methos
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Dru - this is from Timeless -- he's talking to Joe after Alexa said he was cute --
 
it's okay -- we all forget stuff ---

like - for the life of me the only quote i can come up with is


"There can be only one." Connor MacLeod - Highlander (the first one)


sorry - i know -- only about a million ppl have said it - but that's the best one -----
 
Methos: I am Methos you live to serve me never forget that...



this is from Rev.6:8 I think I never remember where quotes are from....
 
KRONOS: "The freedom! The power! Riding out of the sun knowing that you're the most terrifying thing that they've ever seen. Knowing that their weapons and their gods are useless against you. That you're the last thing they'll ever see. That's what you wanted to be, Methos. Don't fight it...feel it!"

KRONOS: "A dozen times I tried to take up the old ways. I failed. The other I rode with were trash...scum...I had no one to plan my raids. No one who understood the true use of terror. You were one of a kind, Methos. As we all were. There was never a band like us. Never in all history."

"Comes a Horseman/Revelation6:8"
 
Connor: "...You look like a woman, you Spanish peacock!"
Ramirez: "I'm not Spanish; I'm Egyptian."
Connor: "You said you were from Spain. You are a liar!"

Highlander
 
Darius: "I wasn't always a priest, you know. When I was a young man the first thing you had to do
when introduced to a woman was compliment her father's horse."
"Band of Brothers"
 
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