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[Cat]

"What do you mean it looks like the tastiest nugget in the world?!?!?!?!?!?!?", he bellowed. "It's absolute sh*t!!!!!!!"

Carter looked surprised.

"No, I mean it, really. There's no bloody chicken in that nugget!!!"

"Ah, Jack, I think the fryer is going to ..." But Daniel wasn't able to complete his warning. The fryer exploded. Bits of nugget were flung out at speed hitting the large overhead fans and gently falling back to spatter over SG-1 who had taken shelter behind a large refrigeration unit.

"O'NEILL!!, Look!!!!" Teal'c pointed towards the blue watery light which was coming from the hole where the fryer had been.

"What in the world??? Is that ... ??"

"A wormhole. Yes, sir."

"Right, Danny you and Teal'c check out the back for snake boy. Carter, what can you tell me about that ... that..... wormhole?"

At Jack's feet, the KFC manager sang a little song to himself and picked the scraps of sh.... nuggets.... off his tie.

 

[Martouf]

Daniel and Teal'C flew out the back door. Teal'C pulled out an Intar from his backpack.

"always be prepared Daniel Jackson"

Daniel and Teal'C quickly walked across the road to where a large rackis was happening. At Shell Roadhouse.
A large group of kids were surrounding what appeared to be a fire hydrant.

 

[ShelbyS]

(Shelby buries her head in her hands - this is so depressing)

The fire hydrant exploded and water poured out onto the street everywhere. The team went over to investigate.
"That hydrant appears to have been blasted at by a hand device".
Jack looked around everywhere for some sign of the boy. They couldn't let the goa'uld out of sight, if they did it would mean bad news. The last thing they wanted was a goa'uld running around. And then from the right far off in the distance a flash of red caught his eye. The boy's robe could be seen in running away from the scene.
"Over there", he shouted and began a persuit, Daniel, Sam and Teal'c close behind.

 

[Cat]

"Carter!! Teal'c!!", Jack yelled over his shoulder, "do the snakeheads have some sort of technology we don't know about that makes clothes run away by themselves?". (sorry, shelbs, couldn't resist )

Daniel stopped, and turning, looked back behind them. "Um .... Jack .... you should see this......"

The boy they had been chasing was behind them.

He raised his hand menacingly ............

 

[Martouf]

Suddenly another hand grabbed the Goa'ulds hand and pulled it down. By this time Teal'C had decked the Goa'uld. Jack turned to the see the help; another young adult of about 15 yrs.

"Thankyou son" Jack exclaimed. "What's your name?"

"My name's Chris..... so are you guys some kind of SAS or something?" the helper replied.

"That's classified Chris" Sam butted in.

"Well something is causeing a hell of a trouble down the road and thinks you guys better check it out.... come on i'll show you"

SG-1 followed their new friend.

 

[ShelbyS]

SG1 followed Chris down the road. They walked for a few hundred kilometres down through several side street until they came to the outskirts of the city.
"This way, it's not far", said Chris. He led them down a steep gully past a dried up creek bed and into some trees.
"I found it a few months ago", Chris explained as he led the team through the dense bush. "At first I thought it was just some kind of weird artifact left here years ago, that is until it started doing some pretty weird stuff." Chris moved some branches out of the way to reveal the 'artifact' in question.
"Oh my god", Sam breathed.

 

[Martouf]

"An old Ford?" Sam exclaimed.

"Hey, don't call her old" Chris replied in his defence.

Chris moved the branches away to reveal an old red car. Daneil opened his mouth bu no words came out.

Jack however had no difficulty expressing his feeleings
"YOU BOUGHT US ALL THIS WAY TO SEE A DIRTY OLD RED CAR?"

"Just wait until i turn her on, you shoulkd hear this baby purr" Chris replied in laughter.

While SG-1 were taking a look over the car. Chris grabbed the Intar from Teal'C's belt. Before Teal'C could turn around Chris was gone in an instant.

 

[JAD]

He realised that this little brat back down the road had stole his wallet so Chris went after him.
SG-1 chased him (not knowing what was going on) and finally caught up to chris who had the little Bogan, who stole his wallet, up against the wall. Teal'c quickly stepped in and released the bogan from chris's grasp and reteived the weapon back from chris.
Jack was pissed off....now they had definately lost the boy,
Carter quickly realised that chris and the bogan was a diversion so the goa'uld could escape ... teal'c tied both chris and the bogan up and started to ...

 

[Martouf]

.... fall over. Chris had kicked teal'c's legs our from underneath him. THis boy was had almighty strenght. TealC pulled himself to his feet, by this time Sam had Chris in a headlock and was pulling him to the ground. Chris' brute strength was too much for Sam and he flipped her over and onto the ground.
Teal'C then lunged at Chris, Chris dogded him and pulled his hand behind his back. This 200pound man was no match for the sleek brutallity of Chris.

 

[Shaun]

Fortunately Chris wasn't too bright.
"What's that over there?" Daniel cried out pointing in the opposite direction. Chris turned around giving Teal'C enough time to grab him in a choke hold. He struggled but Teal'C wasn't going to let him go this time.
"So who, or what, the hell are you?" Jack asked, forgetting about the other kid, who was starting to take something out of his pocket...

 

[Martouf]

Fortunately the narrator who thought chris wasn't too bright was mistaken. It was all a ploy to let the other boy grab Jack's wallet. When he had taken it, Chris and the 'other boy' then opened a can of whoop ass on SG-1 (chris doing mosyt of the work).

SG-1 were left battered and bruised on thr ground while Chris and his new friend nicked of with 3 wallets, 2 GDo's, 2 handguns and 2 mp90's. And also a handful of pocket lint.

 

[Martouf]

SG-1 picked themselves up. Ashamed of their defeat to a 'boy'.















(stuck for words)

 

[ShelbyS]

"Is everyone okay?", Jack asked.
Carter: "Fine, sir"
Teal'c: "I am fine"
Daniel: "Ow"



(sorry, i can't think of anything at the moment)

 

[Martouf]

Everyone glanced at Daniel, his leg was in shambles.
"I think it's broken" Daniel tried to move it. "Ow, no its definately broken"..... 'it must of been when that boy touched it, he's brute strenght was too much for me to deal with"

 

[ShelbyS]

"Well we have to find him", jack said, helping Daniel up.
Sam pulled her goa'uld healing device out of her nack pack and healed Daniel leg.
"Thanks Sam", he said.
"okay, kids", we have a goa'uld to find. Teal'c, take point"

The gang headed out of the bush and made there way in the direction they last saw chris run off to.

 

[squire]

"I cant believe that little brat has all of our stuff, he could do some real damage", said Sam.

"Ahh, does anybody remember the REAL problem here? We have a loose goa'uld somewhere, what are we gonna do about him?
We cant let him get away either", said Daniel.

"Should we not split up and look for Shu and Chris?", asked Teal'c.

"Yeah, good thinking, Teal'c, youre with me, we'll go and find Chris, Carter, Daniel, you two find this Shu person", said Jack.

Jack and Teal'c headed off in the direction Chris ran.
Sam and Daniel had absolutely no idea where Shu could be.
"So, where do we start?", asked Sam.

"I have no idea, but its no good just wandering around aimlessly, so I say we go back to the sarcophagus and see if we can find out more about him there, it might give us an idea of where he could be going", answered Daniel.

 

[shazstar]

"I have a question"
Daniel turned to the perplexed voice of Major Carter, as they were walking back to the sarchophagus.

"What was a goald, son of Ra, no less, doing in a sarchophagus all that time? Shouldn't it have healed the goald in a fairly short period of time? Plus, that boy had clothes on, not robes, modern clothes, well, 1957 clothes are not exactly modern, but you know what I mean!"
Daniel looked thoughtful.
" Well, from what I can gather by the symbols, Ra sent Shu to earth during an early battle between the system lords. Shu was only a young larvae, not yet ready for a host. Ra placed him in a sarchophagus and sent him to Earth in a ship manned by serpent guards, which then left him here in hiding."

"Can a larvae goald live in a sarchophagus for that long a time?"

"The sarchophagus would act as an incubator, he not only would survive, but would mature, and once matured, would lie sedentary until the sarchophagus opened, and then take a host. What I can't figure out is why Ra wouldn't have come to get his son, he did after all win."

"Planetary shift, the expanding universe?" Sam queried.
"No, more likely he was told of his sons demise, and didn't know that he was in fact alive."

"Oh."

They walked down the stairs to the sarchophagus. Daniel began video taping the tomb, while Sam studied the Sarchophagus. She slid herself into the tight space between the holds under the ancient coffin.
"Daniel there are inscriptions here."
Daniel joined her under the sarchophagus.
"Wow." He gazed in wonder at the ancient writing.
"What does it say?" Sam tapped her foot impatiently.

Daniel opened his mouth to reply,
Suddenly the Sarcophagus flew off of its holds and crashed to the wall a few feet away. Sam and Daniel scrambled for cover as staffweapon blasts blew rock and shale debri from the cavern walls.

Meanwhile...



(See how i'm creating suspense! Just like an episode....but no one is allowed to cut to an ad."

 

[squire]

Jack and Teal'c searched the city of Whyalla for this little S*^& Chris.
"Man, I wonder where he is? He's got all of our gear!", said O'Neill.
"If I knew where he was Colonel O'Neill, I would take you there", answered Teal'c.
As the two continued walking, looking in house windows, they heard gun firing and soon realised they were being shot at.
"GET DOWN!!!!!!", yelled Jack.
"O'NEILL! OVER THERE!!!", shouted Teal'c, pointing to a shopping centre rooftop.
Jack and Teal'c ran behind a parked car, to get out of the gun fire.
After many times of trying to see the gunmans face, Jack realised it was Chris. He was standing on the roof, laughing like a maniac shooting at them. Then, all of a sudden, he flew off the roof, and landed with a bone breaking thud. Everything went silent.
They got out from behind the car to see what happened.
Chris was laying on the ground 30 metres away, there was no way he could have survived a fall like that, his arms and legs were all twisted.
"O'Neill, look!", said Teal'c.
Shu was on the roof, his ribbon device still glowing. He was looking at O'Neill with piercing eyes, then he turned and walked off.
"Come on, we've gotta go get out gear back", said Jack.
"O'Neill, do you not think its strange, that Shu killed Chris like that?" said Teal'c. "I would have thought he wanted us dead also"
"I dunno, lets get out stuff and go back to the cave and see what Carter and Daniel have found, theres no way we can find this Shu guy, he just appears and disappears as he likes", answered Jack.

 

[shazstar]

Jack and Tealc quickly grabbed their weapons as people began to file out of the shopping center in shock. They slipped away quietly so to not attract any attention. They didn't see the little old lady who found Chris just a moment later stand and stare after them, eyes flashing Green.

As Carter and Daniel crawled frantically for a large rock to take cover, Daniel was grazed in the shoulder by a staff weapon. he fell, but Carter dragged him to safety. The staff weapon kept firing, but with no guns or zats Carter knew they were in trouble. Unable to see who was firing for the rock falling from the cavern, she tried her best to cover Daniel, who was unconcious and losing alot of blood. Her last thought before she was knocked out by a falling rock was of her team mates.

Tealc and Jack were only 100 metres from the cave when they heard the staff weapon blasts. They sprinted to the entrance and took up cover in position outside.
"ONeill, I see no evidence of any army, there are no guards outside. There cannot be many hostiles."

Jack was about to agree when suddenly the firing stopped. They quickly ran to the entrance and took cover, before entering the cave with weapons raised.

"What the hell!"
Tealc lifted his staff...

 

[squire]

....and began shooting wildly at the object. He had no idea who or what it was, but it wasnt friendly, thats for sure! Jack ran into the cave, trying not to get get git by falling rocks and staff fire.
"CARTER!", he yelled at the top of his lungs.

"SIR! OVER HERE!", she yelled back.

Jack quickly made it over to Carter and the badly injured Daniel.
"He's hit pretty bad sir, we've gotta get him out of here fast", said Sam.
Meanwhile, Teal'c was having a shooting match with Shu. Jack saw what was going on and ran over to help. He whipped out his MP90 and began shooting rapidly, but it was no good, Shu had activated his personal defence shield.

"Thats called cheating you know, and arent you supposed to be dead?", asked Jack, noticing that the Goa'uld was now inside Chris.

"I had taken the body of an elderly woman, but she was too slow, so when I saw this 'Chris' fall off the building, I healed him, and changed bodies. This one is younger and fitter, and this boy had a weak mind, it was easy to take over the body. Nothing of the host survives", said Shu.

"Youre wrong!", replied Carter.

"I dont think so", said Shu, "I sense you were once blended with a Goa'uld, were you not?"

"Yes, I was, which just goes to show, the host DOES survive!", answered Sam.

"We will see about that", said Shu, and then, with a press of a button on his hand device, 5 transport rings came down from the top of the cave, and in a flash, Shu was gone.

"Where do you think he's gone??", asked Jack.

"More than likely, he has transported himself to a Goa'uld ship, somewhere in the Earths orbit", answered Carter.

"If he had a ship here, why wouldnt he have attacked Earth straight away?", asked Jack.

"It is possible that he is an outcast. As first prime of Apophis, I heard many stories of outcast Goa'ulds who were not accepted by any of the System Lords", said Teal'c.

"Maybe, and he might not have a big enough army, or no army at all, if he was an outcast. He might have contacted another Goa'uld in the same postion as him, and they might have agreed to let him join them, I mean, he's not gonna do much attacking Earth by himself is he?", said Sam.

"So we're just gonna wait for them to come back with an army now?", asked Jack.

"Sir, I think we should call General Hammond and let him know what is going on, he might want us to go back to the SGC", said Sam.

"Should we not help Daniel Jackson first?", asked Teal'c.

"Oh yeah, forgot about that", replied Jack.