ok, here's some of my favorite ralph quotes (I love him!)
was president lincoln ok?
what's a battle?
when i grow up, i'm going to Bovine University!
reader:at last the world is safe, eh fallout boy
ralph:what's for lunch tomorrow?
director:NEXT!
ralph: chicken necks?
me fail english? that's unposibble!
ralph: mr. simpson, the car fumes are making me dizzy...
homer: yeah, they'll do that
i heard your dad went into a resturaunt and ate everything in the resturaunt and they had to close the resturaunt.
mrs. krabopple and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
ralph: and when the doctor said i didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life
mrs. hoover: thank you ralph, very graphic.
ralph:my parents won't let me use scissors
(kids all laugh)
mrs. hoover: the children are right to laugh at you ralph. these things couldn't cut butter.
so, you like....stuff?
ralph(at the dig site): prinstiber skipple, i mean princabal skinster i found something!
(everyone comes running over)
ralph: it's a spearhead!
mrs. hoover: that's your trowel blade ralph. it fell off.
ralph: and i found it!
when i grow up, i want to be a principal, or a catepillar!
i bent my wookie!
mrs hoover? i glued my head to my shoulder