Chakotay/Seven pick-up lines

[lisasg1]

ROTFLMAO!!!! :laugh: :laugh2: Really funny you guys!
You SHOULD get an agent! hehehe

 

[Dave]

Glad to be appreciated!

I'm still trying to add more, but if anyone else has some please feel free!

 

[Tabitha]

"Is that a prosthesis in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

I know it should be the other way around, but it just had to be said!
:evil:

 

[Dave]

Chakotay: "Okay, Assimilate Me!"

 

[lisasg1]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

 

[Legolas]

*groan*
:flash:

 

[Dave]

I almost forgot what Seven actually said to Harry:

Seven (sighing): "Nevertheless, I am willing to explore my humanity. Take off your clothes."

 

[Tabitha]

*shakes head*

That is the funniest thing - why on earth didn't Harry take her up on it? Didn't he have a crush on her?

 

[ray gower]

There is a difference between smooching on the couch, possibly a little naughty phoowwrggh!
And a medical clap parade with the MO examining it at the end of a ruler.

Think 7o9 view extended to the second scenario- It would take somebody with more balls than Kim.

 

[Dave]

Back to the pick-up lines then....

Chakotay: "Did you realise my Maquis pips are different from Starfleet pips?"

Seven: "No, but is that why you want to date me?"

sorry, but I'm scraping the barrel now!

 

[Shaun]

Re: Back to the pick-up lines then....

Originally posted by Dave
sorry, but I'm scraping the barrel now!

Maybe Seven should use that one.

 

[Dave]

LOL

 

[Dave]

Someone else has had our idea...

http://scifimovies.about.com/blborgpickuplines.htm

BORG PICK-UP LINES.

Actually, some of theirs are better than ours... some of them!

 

[Tabitha]

Dave - is that link wrong? It links to "Test your Original Series IQ"

 

[Dave]

Doh! Yes, sorry! I've edited it now.

 

[Dave]

You thought I'd forgotten about these....

Oh! I see now, it must be retractable.

or,

Hmmm... Why don't you put that last part back on again?

 

[Dave]

A couple more:

Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.

Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.

 

[Dave]

Reviving thread...

Heh! They're playing our triaxilating signal.

They say Unimatrix Zero was destroyed... but I could still get you in.

My name is 7 of 9, but you can call me anytime!