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Something Creeping in the Dark (Qualcosa striscia nel buio, 1971)

Italian combination of haunted house movie and crime film starts with the most familiar premise imaginable. A bunch of folks have to spend the night at a spooky old house because a flood has washed out the bridge. There's a bickering married couple who were on their way to a party to celebrate a woman's new nose after plastic surgery (!); a doctor and his nurse (or some other kind of assistant) on their way to do emergency surgery; an older professor, who was picked up by the doctor and nurse when his car broke down; and, adding the crime element, a serial killer (the mandatory American star, Farley Granger) and two police detectives who just arrested him. In residence at the place is a slightly hippie-ish guy (caretaker or squatter?) and his girlfriend.

There's a nifty scene early in the film. The killer proves to be an excellent piano player. As he plays a lovely melody, the married woman has a fantasy sequence in which she is dressed in a loose, translucent nightgown, moving in slow motion with the killer, who slaps her around and kisses her. She then stabs him several times, splashing blood on the wall, but he just laughs.

Back to the plot. It seems the house belonged to a woman, now dead, who messed around with occult. She was also accused of murdering her husband, but was acquitted. The married woman suggests a séance to pass the time. Bad idea. The dead woman possesses her husband, and lots of supernatural phenomena follow.

Another nifty scene. The house is full of clocks, ticking away all through the film. They stop all at once, and for the first time in my life I understood the phrase "the silence was deafening."

Back to the plot. Folks get possessed by the ghost, the killer gets loose, and people die. It's a slow-moving, nearly bloodless film, but I think it offers something for the patient viewer.
 
The Batman 2022
I liked the dark nature of this new adaptation. It was well done across the board. Acting, production values, direction etc. But come on guys, three hours is way too long. I enjoyed it but at the end I thought, "Yeah, that was good, but I've seen it all before." And that's my two bobs worth.
 
The White Spider (Die weiße Spinne, 1963)

German krimi starts with a guy coming out of a place called Club 55, getting in his car, and -- sudden jump cut -- the car shown as a flaming wreck. His widow knows he went to the illegal gambling club (disguised as a bridge-playing club) but doesn't know he just changed his life insurance from 5,000 pounds to 50,000 pounds. (Yes, we're in ersatz England again.) She doesn't get paid, however, as she's not quite yet a suspect in his murder but it sure looks like she will be. She gets a job at a place run by monks that helps ex-convicts, where she nearly gets assaulted by Bad Guy Ex-Con but is rescued by Good Guy Ex-Con.

This all has something to do with a murder-for-hire service that leaves little glass white spiders at their killings, murders by wire rope thrown like a lasso, a master criminal/quick change artist who wears a bunch of disguises during the film, and a master detective imported from Australia who doesn't show his face to anyone until past the midpoint of the movie. (You've probably already figured out who he turns out to be.) Adding to the complications is the fact that there are signs that the widow's husband might not really be dead, such as writing on a mirror in her home that reads EVEN DEATH CANNOT SEPERATE US.

It's kind of talky, overlong, and doesn't always make much sense, but for the most part it's an agreeable bit of pulp crime fiction.
 
The Old Dark House (1932) - Not a bad little creepy fun flick. Filled with crunchy goodness. Basically it's about a group of people who find shelter from a rain storm. Terrific cast.

Brats (1930) - Outstanding Laurel and Hardy short featuring the boys playing double rolls as adults, and children.

The Live Ghost (1934) - One of my all-time favorite Laurel and Hardy film shorts. Where the boys help a sea captain collect a crew on (what some people dub) a "ghost ship". This classic always makes me laugh.

Our Gang Short "Wild Poses" (1933) - One of my favorite "Little Rascals" episodes starring Spanky. This short involves his parents trying to get a reluctant Spanky's picture taken.

Steptoe and Son: The Party (1973) - This is the first episode that I've ever seen of Steptoe and Son (which was the inspiration for the American version, Sanford and Son - a fact I've known for decades). This is an excellent tale about a father and son junk dealers who each want to celebrate the Christmas holiday in there own way. Great fun mixed with a bit of drama.
 
Sweet Charity - Bob Fosse walks on WATER! I've loved Cabaret for years but never looked at anything else he'd done. I found a copy of his first feature Sweet Charity in our village swapshop shed. It's a real curate's egg. Some bits are well naff but others...


I don't know who the girl in the white gloves is but I want to have her babies!
 
MAN ON THE SPYING TRAPEZE 1966 -- Bland eurospy with a somewhat catchy score. The lead looks like a bored and frowning Guy Madison and the dubbing voice reinforces this perception. I suppose the identity of the boss bad guy comes as a surprise but it is pedestrian in every way except for the importance of a Jack Russell terrier in identifying the boss.

"No not the cheese Milo, the keys!"
 
Dead Eyes of London (Die toten Augen von London, 1961)

Better than average krimi based on the same Edgar Wallace novel as the 1939 British film The Dark Eyes of London (known as The Human Monster in the USA.) That one had a much simpler plot, and Bela Lugosi as the main bad guy, identified as such from the start; this one has a convoluted storyline and Klaus Kinski as a minor bad guy, himself killed by the main bad guy, whose identity is not revealed until near the end (although you may figure it out.)

Rich foreigners are found "accidentally" drowned in the Thames. Each had a life insurance policy with the same company. The usual trio of a police inspector, his comic relief assistant, and a pretty young woman work on the case. In this instance, she's an expert in Braille, because a scrap of paper written in the language was found on a victim's body. The cops already know there's a hulking brute of a criminal called "Blind Jack" on the loose, so that leads to a shelter for blind men run by a blind clergyman. Things get a lot more complicated after that, with blackmail, murder, and, in a wild coincidence, the fact that the Braille expert has a connection with one of the victims that even she doesn't know about.

There are some unusual shots, such as a scene of somebody cleaning his teeth with one of those "water pik" gizmos, filmed from inside his mouth! The murders are pretty intense, and there's an exciting climax. Worth a look.
 
Sing Street (2016): In Ireland during the 1980s, a young man forms a band to impress a girl. As the movie progresses, so does the band. Music becomes an important defense against everything perceived as stifling for the main characters.
 
Currently watching Asteroid an incredibly awful cliché-dense TV disaster movie (Why are ALL disaster movies set on, or just before, holiday weekends?) edited down from a three-part miniseries. There's only so much of it I can stand at any one sitting so I'm pacing myself. Helping myself to slices of rich Hollywood hookum pudding when the mood takes me. Seriously there is not a single movie cliché they haven't managed to sidestep. It's a film made of some kind of scriptwriting Lego. "Hey, do you have the 'Dad! Turn on the TV!' and it's already tuned to the the relevant news channel piece' I need two of them"?)

The most inspired piece of random jumbling of the blocks (so far):

Our shouty boss hero has just rescued two fireman and an injured civilian from their vehicular accident. Trying to outrun the raging torrent released by an asteroid fragment striking the HUGE dam just above the city. He drives frantically across town. The firemen sit in the back of the open truck with the civilian. "Head for the bridge!" shouts one. They're half-way across the bridge when a flood of matted water and shoddy model work wash over them. Frantic camerawork. Water is thrown over the actors. The flood subsides. Hero gets out of the cab. He walks round the back, to the firemen.

Hero: "You OK?
Fireman One: "Yeah. We Made it! We actually made it!"
Hero (Nodding at the patient): "How is he?"
Fireman Two: "He didn't make it"

Hero actor does sad acting.

(Why fireman actors aren't doing CPR acting is a question that the movie doesn't even bother to ask because the civilian actor was obviously never going to make it to getting any lines stage as soon as he appeared on screen because he was playing a drunk driver.)

I can feel my arteries hardening.
 
Dead Eyes of London (Die toten Augen von London, 1961)
The cops already know there's a hulking brute of a criminal called "Blind Jack" on the loose
That guy Ady Berber is the Eurofilm answer to Tor Johnson.
He also portrayed the big mute in Ben-Hur who was carrying Sam Jaffe around.
"I have been his tongue... and he has been my legs. Together, we make a considerable man."
 
he Mark of Zorro (1920; dir. Fred Niblo; starring Douglas Fairbanks, Sr.)

Heroic froth as Fairbanks portrays a fop by day and Zorro by night, or whenever someone lowly was in trouble and their tormentor deserved a Z. Diluted somewhat by much talk of good blood and high birth and the like, and the romance between Don Diego and Lolita, which is mostly cute, the meat of the movie is the opportunity it gives Fairbanks to exercise his athleticism. An early sword fight gives a taste of it, but the best is held until near the end in a chase sequence that wouldn't have looked out of place in a Jackie Chan movie, what with leaping and jumping and climbing and running and a few good sight gags. Rousing stuff, still fun.
This version has Z sitting on a table, and leisurely holding off his attackers. :LOL:
It took a while for me to get used to Fairbanks because he reminds me of William Devane--however he is so athletic you can see why he was a popular star in the silent era. In fact, having read the source story for the movie, it is pretty close to it. Zorro is described as average in stature.
I watched the Zorro films made after this up to 1941. The sequel Don Q-Son of Zorro, the 1936 color film The Bold Caballero - (funny thing with this one is that after the supposedly wimpy Don Diego Vega saves her from a bull, she says "you aren't a fop! What are you hiding?")
The serial Zorro Rides Again from 1937 is the first time we see Zorro depicted as a superhero type (in a painting).
Zorro's Fighting Legion from 1939 must have been influential for Batman and Robin because the legionnaires of Zorro are dressed like Robin.
Has anyone seen Zorro’s Black Whip?
The man who was the Black Whip was killed, and his sister took up the costume and became The Black Whip; Zorro was only mentioned in the title.



HELL NIGHT (1981) Marti Gaines (Linda Blair) is an initiate to a sorority in a supernatural slasher film.


KILLER PARTY (1986) Another supernatural sorority slasher film that has a unique opening, a film within a film within a film. :ROFLMAO:

Later in the film proper, naughty boys tossed a jar of bees over the fence where girls were enjoying a hot tub. :devilish:

I liked both films, but for the sub genre, there are better ones out there.
 
:LOL:

Has anyone seen Zorro’s Black Whip?
That's the next to watch for me. It's the third serial of Zorro.
The first one doesn't have him either--except in a painting. It is set in modern times and his descendant becomes Zorro.
There were ton of alternate Zorro movies done in the 50s and 60s. Not just in name but other masked characters. Italy, Spain, and Mexico etc.
 
From Russia With Love 1963 - I do not know what it is, but James Bond just rubs me wrong. There's a tempo issue with them which throws off my cinematic radar. I have seen this in full once before but I remembered almost nothing about it. And watching it again, I suspect it is going to lapse in memory again.
Part of the problem is James Bond does a lot of nothing in this film--he's walking around and being guided by his Turkish friend. The fight scene with Robert Shaw (who makes the strongest impression) is alright but maybe because it takes place in a tiny train car, it just doesn't feel all that epic. There is a cheapness to James Bond movies in the early years. They visit some nice locations but they cut corners where they can--and sometimes you notice that cheapo aspect.
One thing I did notice is the influence that this probably had on Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. The Daniele Bianchi character (who BTW starts off seemingly intelligent and then becomes kind of dumb for most of it) reminded me of the Alison Doody character in that movie--there's a scene with them going underground and rats appear.
They sure use a lot of dubbing in Bond movies.
 
HELL NIGHT (1981) Marti Gaines (Linda Blair) is an initiate to a sorority in a supernatural slasher film.
Saw that a few months ago and felt sorry for Blair. She seems a capable actress -- maybe not Meryl Streep, but capable -- and because of The Exorcist could never fully break away from horror. Pretty much the same trap Bela Lugosi fell into.
KILLER PARTY (1986) Another supernatural sorority slasher film that has a unique opening, a film within a film within a film. :ROFLMAO:

Later in the film proper, naughty boys tossed a jar of bees over the fence where girls were enjoying a hot tub. :devilish:

I liked both films, but for the sub genre, there are better ones out there.
Missed that one when it was on TCM. Darn. Looked like fun.
 
It was fun!



BOB LE FLAMBEUR (1956) NOIR ALLEY. Bob Montagné (Roger Duchesne) is a reformed criminal, who now is a gambler. Things happen, & he becomes aware of just how much money is in the vault at the casino. If this were a cartoon, his eyes would be "$" or whatever is the French version of the dollar sign. Because he is on a losing streak, he gathers a gang, & works out the details of the heist.

Bob's role is to, as usual gable, but be on the lookout for police, etc., but he actually starts winning and forgets about the heist!

Muller compared this film to RIFIFI, which he held in very high esteem.

Good show, etc.!
 
Wonderwall (1968) - a dithery withdrawn older 'professor' obsessively spies on his 'with it', 'happening', 'swinging cat' neighbours - and calls for help when the girl attempts commit suicide. That is the entire plot. Lots of groovy lighting, and way-out fashion shoot, running around, dream sequences. Not a lot of dialogue - most of the major story points are delivered by psychedelic inter-title cards. The odd nice moment but mostly horribly creepy and pointless. Some of the music (by George Harrison of the Beatles) was interesting.
 
Blood Stains in a New Car 1975 - Ricardo is short, bald, and middle aged but he has a beautiful rich wife who buys him a new car and a young beautiful mistress (who loves him so much that she doesn't care when she learns he is an international art forger). But he starts having problems after he is driving his new car along a road and sees a wrecked car with father and son survivors inside begging for help and he ignores it. The car explodes and he gets haunted by his guilt. He starts to see blood pouring from the seats of his car and his mistress tries to cure him of it by having a romantic episode in the car so he has something else to remember it for (she is very understanding). It doesn't work.
Also, someone keeps sending his wife yellow roses-a woman who discovers her husband is bisexual and decides to seduce Ricardo's wife in response.
The story is supposedly a commentary on Franco's Spain and social class conflicts but it's vague enough to be just about the rich hedonistic guy who ignores a plea for help and his life unravels. There are creepy atmospheric imagery involving the wrecked car and an art object in his business.
It meanders a bit but held my attention. Interesting finale.
 

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