JunkMonkey
Lord High Vizier of Nowt
Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure - Well that was a bloody chore. I spent the whole film wishing the heroes would get eaten and wondering how anyone could written so thin and uninteresting a script even one from a 'Story by George Lucas'. Though he had some chutzpah to claim a story credit for ripping three random pages out of The Brothers Grimm and saying "Film that!" I think the best thing I can say about this film is; I didn't pay for it. I found it (and the sequel) in our village free swap shop shed.
I watched the first five minutes of The Battle for Endor too and had the satisfaction of watching three of the heroes of the previous film get killed off, but realised it would probably all be downhill from there on in, and, though the prospect of watching Siân Phillips hamming it up in full Disney Wicked Witch mode was tempting, I gave up.
I watched the first five minutes of The Battle for Endor too and had the satisfaction of watching three of the heroes of the previous film get killed off, but realised it would probably all be downhill from there on in, and, though the prospect of watching Siân Phillips hamming it up in full Disney Wicked Witch mode was tempting, I gave up.