What was the last movie you saw?

Golden Needles - 1974 - Joe Don Baker seeks a statue that has acupuncture needles inside---when applied to a human body they bring youthful vigor, and Burgess Meredith is a crazy criminal client who wants it. Lots of scenery chewing.
Jim Kelly appears along the way as an army buddy of Baker.
 
I Saw the Devil (2010). To avenge his murdered fiancée, a special agent brutalizes her murderer, then lets the man go, only to hunt him down again, over and over.

One of my favorite movies of all time, and one from what I like to call the Korean Trinity (alongside 2003’s Old Boy and 2016’s The Wailing). It’s on my watch-once-a-year list.

It’s basically a revenge movie where the protagonist thinks of a creative way to fulfill his desire of vengeance, and it’s one of the most depraved movies ever.

It ignores every “rule” in story structure. It basically re-starts over and over again.

Lee Byung-hun and Choi Min-sik, the two best South Korean actors of all time, share the screen, and they deliver.

Highly recommended.
 
The Sin of Mona Kent (1961)

Game show announcer Johnny Olson plays himself, interviewing a couple of guys playing fictional characters involved with the less-than-sinful Mona Kent, giving this low budget Broadway soap opera the feeling of a documentary. He narrates a lot, too, saving on the need to record dialogue.

Midwest farm girl Elvira Kowalski falls for a scam where she's promised a chance to be a star on Broadway in exchange for one hundred bucks. On arrival in the Big Apple, naturally the address to which she is supposed to go is empty, with a "No Forwarding Address" sign on it. Lots of stock footage of Greenwich Village follows, as Elvira gets an apartment with a roommate and gets a job as a cigarette girl at a bar.

The two guys are:

1. An artist who, immediately after they've met, literally drags her to his place and tells her to take her clothes off; only so he can paint her, of course. She demurs.

2. A photographer, who apparently (it's not real clear) snaps pictures of her skinny-dipping at the beach, promising not to show them. (Oh, sure.)

Not being interviewed:

3. Older rich guy, who invites her to a party where she is completely ignored until she takes her dress off and jumps in the swimming pool.

What little plot there is involves Elvira changing her name to (you guessed it) Mona Kent, based on a box of Mona Lisa cigars and a bottle of Kent gin. She tries to become an actress with little success. Meanwhile, the photographer gets an assignment to take pictures of her, fashion model style, at just about every corny tourist spot in New York City. Yes, they fall in love.

The artist finally gets her to pose for him. Amazingly, we actually get to see the realistic painting of Elvira/Mona topless. He makes a heavy pass at her, even though he's engaged to her roommate. Somehow this leads to a catfight between the two women.

Photographer sees the painting, blows his top, and threatens to expose his secret photographs. Elvira/Mona goes to the rich guy, obviously ready to offer her affection in return for his connections to the world of Broadway.

Sounds a lot racier than it is. Mostly interesting for its portrait of New York City at the time.

Runaway Girl (1965; some sources say 1962)

Famous strip tease artist Lili St. Cyr is the Runaway Girl! The renowned exotic dancer stretches her acting muscles by playing a renowned exotic dancer who runs away from fame to join a group of women on a bus taking them to a job picking grapes. (The film treats this as a perfectly normal thing to happen at a vineyard, with the women living in a dormitory. They try to make St. Cyr seem too glamorous to fit in with the rest, but they sure look awfully pretty and nicely dressed to be grape pickers.)

Ex-Tarzan Jock Mahoney is the adopted son of the owner of the vineyard. (Dad is off in the "old country" and is never seen.) Dad's younger biological son is around to cause trouble with his wild ways. There's an older accented guy around to supply wisdom. There's ex-Tarzan's girlfriend around to cause tension when he falls for St. Cyr. The grape pickers supply gossip and, yes, a catfight.

Things come to a boil when they find out who the Runaway Girl really is. (Her disappearance is literally front page news.) Flashbacks give us brief, G-rated bits of St. Cyr's act, which is pretty much walking around showing off her legs. (Stock footage shows a big audience applauding wildly.)

As an actress, St. Cyr is a fine stripper.
 
MANIAC - 1963 -- Four years after a man goes to prison for killing daughter's rapist with a propane torch, drifter Kerwin Matthews visits the town and gets involved in a scheme to spring the same man from prison. Seen it before but not in widescreen.
 
23 PACES TO BAKER STREET 1956 - This was a nice surprise. Very much Hitchcock-like in plot---Van Johnson is a frustrated blind writer in London who overhears a conversation that sounds like something sinister and tries to find out what. Vera Miles is his patient lady friend and Cecil Parker is his very patient personal aide who is sent on missions through town to help him with his armchair sleuthing. One goof that stood out--he is taken to an abandoned building and brought upstairs--there is no way he would not have been able to know where he was given his heightened senses. But other than that--it definitely keeps you glued. I guessed the ending surprise in advance which puts it firmly into giallo territory. Kudos to the performer who I assume I have never seen before but left such a strong impression with a couple of piercing facial expressions (even more impressive since this was an early Cinemascope film so they don't do closeups) that I was able to see where it was going with the twist which beats Hitchcock to a similar one by a couple of years and Argento by a dozen.
Highly recommended.
 
Pandorum
It wasn't a bad movie but a couple of things irritated me. First, Ben Foster spent most of his time whispering his lines and I found it difficult to follow what was going on because of that. Secondly, it suffered a little bit of Dr Who syndrome - that is, running around an awful lot. I think if you edited out all of the running around, the movie would probably be about thirty minutes long.
 
Very Odd, Very Obscure, and Very Bad Movies That Feature Mamie Van Doren in Supporting Roles Double Feature:

The Sheriff Was a Lady (Freddy und das Lied der Prärie, "Freddy and the Song of the Prairie," 1964)

German horse opera. Popular singer Freddy Quinn (Franz Eugen Helmuth Manfred Nidi-Petz, no less) appeared in several films, many with the word "Freddy" in the title. Here he plays (you guessed it) Freddy, who also uses the nom de guerre Black Bill as a heroic vigilante of the Old West. Later he'll call himself John Burns, to add to the confusion.

Bandits killed his parents a decade ago. Now they return to kidnap his uncle, trying to get the location of a gold mine from him. The uncle's daughter (thus, Freddy's cousin, but still his love object) rides away to the town of Moon Valley. The sheriff is a worthless drunk, so his sister makes the cousin a deputy sheriff, thus the English title.

The big man in town is the boss of the bandits. Mamie Van Doren is his dance hall singer girlfriend, although that changes when she finds out he's the bad guy. Three goofballs helping Freddy locate his uncle (the plan involves stealing a lot of gold watches; don't ask) provide broad comedy relief, which we already got from the sheriff and his sister. Further confusion abounds, because the cousin changed her name, too. Freddy and she haven't seen each other in years, so they don't recognize each other.

Old-fashioned Western stuff happens, as well as a bunch of songs. It feels like a kiddie matinee singing cowboy oater long after its time.

You've Got to Be Smart (1967)

Ultra-cheap musical drama. Advertising agency guy in Los Angeles gets fired by the boss for trying to steal an account. He winds up in the tiny town of Platitude, Arkansas, where he discovers an eight-year-old preacher. He takes the kid and his two brothers (the three preteens had a minor musical career in real life) and gets them a hit TV show. Too bad they refuse to have commercials on their program.

A love quadrangle develops among a woman working for the ad agency and/or the TV folks, the fired ad agency guy, a TV producer, and Mamie Van Doren, briefly seen as a random rich woman. It all gets straightened out at the end. Lots of sappy little songs along the way.

The religious stuff is barely there. (The kid's preaching pretty much boils down to the slogan "Him Who Loves Ain't Got Time To Hate," which is also one of the sappy songs.) The tiny preacher is a very poor actor. The whole thing feels like amateurs trying to put on an old-fashioned, family-friendly, feel good musical with no budget.
 
Pandorum
It wasn't a bad movie but a couple of things irritated me. First, Ben Foster spent most of his time whispering his lines and I found it difficult to follow what was going on because of that. Secondly, it suffered a little bit of Dr Who syndrome - that is, running around an awful lot. I think if you edited out all of the running around, the movie would probably be about thirty minutes long.
I like this movie a lot. I like to call it "Event Horizon done right" (it's the same producer).


Dallas Buyer’s Club (2013). After being diagnosed with AIDS, in a period when that was a death sentence, a Texan white trash cowboy starts smuggling non-approved drugs into the country, thus helping infected people, mostly gay men.

This movie is a lot of things. It’s Matthew Mcconaughey’s greatest performance. It’s a story of redemption and resilience. It’s a criticism of governmental bureaucracy. It’s great.

Highly Recommended.
 
Belfast (2021). The story of a Protestant family at the beginning of The Troubles.

Not only a good movie, but also a good history lesson. You learn about the big picture by inductive reasoning: you watch the life of a family. What they see on TV, the movies they go see at the cinema, the plays they see at the theater… Everything is a lesson.

Favorite lines of dialogue:

“I don’t want to leave Belfast.”

“The Irish were made for leaving. Otherwise, the rest of the world would have no pubs. We just need half of us to leave; the other half will weep for the ones that left.”
 
They Met in Bombay (1941)

Gerald Meldrick (Clark Gable) posing as an investigator for the insurance agency that protects the jewels belonging to Duchess of Beltravers (Jessie Ralph), insists that she give him the jewels so he can place them in the hotel's vault, but, instead, switches the real ones for fakes, which he does place in the safe. Now, he must escape, before the switch is detected. Too bad that Anya Von Duren (Rosalind Russell) is also a con artist, and also sets her sights on these jewels.

A dramady with romance. 1st time seeing it, & might not be the last! Very satisfying.

8/10

Supporting characters/ cast:
Captain Chang (Peter Lorre) of the cargo ship on which the con artists expect to escape. The Hotel Manager Giovanni Riccio (Eduardo Ciannelli; what!? he is not a mobster?).
 
THE SPECIALIST - 1969 - Gunfighter who wears a bullet-proof vest goes back to the town where his brother was killed over some stolen money and gets involved between a sheriff and Mexican bandit. I assumed I had seen this before but became skeptical as it would be hard to forget the ending where an entire town is lying butt naked on the ground as the gunfight happens. I doubt that would slip the memory unless it was so traumatic the first time I had to blank it out.
 
Belfast (2021). The story of a Protestant family at the beginning of The Troubles.

Not only a good movie, but also a good history lesson. You learn about the big picture by inductive reasoning: you watch the life of a family. What they see on TV, the movies they go see at the cinema, the plays they see at the theater… Everything is a lesson.
This sounded interesting to me, but I don't know if I can watch it. Who would ever do a movie in black and white. It's an artsy trope to say it "leaves room for the actors to show their stuff" with no basis in reality!!!
 
Do you object to B&W photography, too? How about older movies before color was wide-spread?

I see it as an artistic decision (like writers dropping some forms of punctuation, or taking on a tone like that of a Victorian novel) that I may enjoy or not depending on how it's used. I don't think of it as an "artsy trope" since, among other reasons, it's sometimes used to highlight contrasts (as in film noir), or to recall earlier times (notably, a movie trying to look like older movies).
 
The Devil Makes Three (1952) Captain Jeff Eliot (Gene Kelly) having been hidden by a certain family after bailing-out over Germany during WWII, returns to that city, hoping to express his thanks, but finding only an adult daughter Wilhelmina Lehrt (Pier Angeli) among the living.

Lehrt is not happy to see him again, and blames the American military for the deaths of her family, killed by bombing. But, there is a secret she shares with few others, and she knows only the surface details. The relatives to whom she introduces him, are not relatives, but smugglers. Though on the surface they are smuggling cameras and other small items, eventually it is revealed that the car itself has some VERY expensive fenders.

8/10

Much more than I had expected!
 
Lady Killer (1933) Dan Quigley (James Cagney) sees a woman Myra Gale (Mae Clarke) accidentally drop her purse, he returns it, joins a card game, and is fleeced. On the way out, he by chance sees another sucker returning another of her many purses. Demanding a piece of the action, he soon becomes the boss.

The gang pretends a man is injured in an auto collision, and the suckers volunteer to take him into their mansion so he can rest while the ambulance is on the way. But, nobody stays with him, so he has the opportunity to check the place for valuables to steal.


supporting cast/characters:
Spade Maddock (Douglass Dumbrille), a gang member; Duke (Leslie Fenton)
Ramick (Henry O'Neill)

8/10

An interesting scene has Cagney / Quigley standing in front of a coming attractions poster of "Edw G. Robinson in Dark Hazard".
 
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Do you object to B&W photography, too? How about older movies before color was wide-spread?

I enjoy black and white photography when it is an historical documentation --- in other words an actual picture which was snapped in 1950 or so, before there was much possibility for color. When I was a child (1950's) there were people who would painstakingly paint their photographs so that it could be scene in color. I'll never forget how gobsmacked I was by the first color television I saw. I rather liked the Wizard of Oz, where "normal" life was black and white, but Oz was in amazing color. That's kinda the way I feel about it. Black and white only hints at what is the beautiful reality of things.
 
Confidential Agent (1945) Luis Denard (Charles Boyer) is an agent working against the Fascists in the Spanish civil war. Travelling to England, he intends to buy coal for his side, but finds that a fellow agent, Contreras (Peter Lorre) had joined the enemy. Nobody snivels & begs for his life like Lorre! Upon entering England, he meets Rose Cullen (Lauren Bacall) and romance blossoms.


supporting cast/characters:
Licata (Victor Francen; what a villain he makes!); Captain Currie (George Coulouris); Detective Geddes (George Zucco); & Dr. Bellows (Ian Wolfe; "You must be prepared.").


8/10
 

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